The Da Vinci Dentistry

Unschooled in art, uncouth, that's what 
          you'll say of me;
I've tried and tried so hard, but I 
          still have to see
da Vinci's Mona Lisa mythic, 
          mystic smile
bewitching folks allegedly even 
          from a mile.


          It seems to me she parts her lips  
                     quite daintily
          to let a drunken hiccup out 
                     quite gracefully
          or stop a vulgar burp, 
                     hyperacidity,
          or hide those nicotine-blackened teeth 
                     artfully.


                     But truth to tell, nothing in her mouth's 
                                   symmetry
                     remotely resembles a smile with 
                                   mystery;
                     perhaps, she's toothless, some dental 
                                   deformity,
                     believe you me, I took up 
                                   ortho-dentistry!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2008

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