The Convention

Florida’s virus guidelines are available on demand stand a little closer, they’re written in the sand. Houston’s completely open - we have been for a while Infections are really up here - but resisting’s not worthwhile. Infection transmission science has a glossy magazine full of sexy models to stoke the immunologist’s dreams. Diseases follow patterns that are easily explained but science can only help us when rationality is maintained. Trump insists it’s over - the Pandemic was a fake. The President even lies - when his supporters are at stake. You have to sign a waver to participate in the show so if you get infected - you can’t pretend you didn’t know.