John Freeman Poet Limerick

"the Cellulite, Not So Tight"

Pouching out in all the wrong places
Changes expressions on people’s faces
   For sugar sweet on your lips
   Puts cellulite on your hips
Never to win, swimsuit’s social graces

For: Battle of the Bulge Limericks
Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire
Placed # 6

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Daniel Cwiak May 27, 2010 at 11:00 AM Good one! Congrats on your win in the contest! Dan C

Sean Kelly May 27, 2010 at 4:29 AM Congrats , Moses on the success . Clever name and presentation ....

Linda-Marie Sweetheart May 26, 2010 at 12:40 PM Big congrats Moses on your win in the Bulge contest with this great write... enjoy another victory my friend.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"

Joyce Johnson May 26, 2010 at 10:27 AM Well done and congratulations. Love, Joyce

Carolyn Devonshire May 26, 2010 at 9:37 AM The last line had me laughing, John. Congratulations on your success in the contest! Love, Carolyn

Lynette Chachere May 24, 2010 at 11:58 PM lol.that cellulite is so unwanted these days.its a hassel to go away.good luck as well. -Always&Forever Lynette

Andrea Dietrich May 23, 2010 at 10:03 PM That dang battle of the bulge. You sure expressed it. LUv, andrea

Dr.Ram Mehta May 23, 2010 at 3:04 AM Very humorous one and fitting title

Barbara Gorelick May 22, 2010 at 12:18 PM This contest is hilarious..I got a laugh out of your cellulite. Poor man..BG

Joe Flach May 22, 2010 at 9:37 AM Nicely done John! This is fun. Good luck in the contest. Joe