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"the Cellulite, Not So Tight"

Pouching out in all the wrong places Changes expressions on people’s faces For sugar sweet on your lips Puts cellulite on your hips Never to win, swimsuit’s social graces For: Battle of the Bulge Limericks Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire Placed # 6

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Date: 5/27/2010 11:00:00 AM
Good one! Congrats on your win in the contest! Dan C
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Date: 5/27/2010 4:29:00 AM
Congrats , Moses on the success . Clever name and presentation ....
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Date: 5/26/2010 12:40:00 PM
Big congrats Moses on your win in the Bulge contest with this great write... enjoy another victory my friend.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 5/26/2010 10:27:00 AM
Well done and congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 5/26/2010 9:37:00 AM
The last line had me laughing, John. Congratulations on your success in the contest! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 5/24/2010 11:58:00 PM
lol.that cellulite is so unwanted these days.its a hassel to go away.good luck as well. -Always&Forever Lynette
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Date: 5/23/2010 10:03:00 PM
That dang battle of the bulge. You sure expressed it. LUv, andrea
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Date: 5/23/2010 3:04:00 AM
Very humorous one and fitting title
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Date: 5/22/2010 12:18:00 PM
This contest is hilarious..I got a laugh out of your cellulite. Poor man..BG
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Date: 5/22/2010 9:37:00 AM
Nicely done John! This is fun. Good luck in the contest. Joe
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