The Campus Experience, Post-Covid Report Card

REPORT CARD - FAUCI U. 

 I. Self-Reporting Section
   A. FEELINGS Engendered on a Daily Basis
         Offended often
         Triggered frequently
         Unsafe 24/7

   B. TREATMENT at Hands of Faculty
         Inequitable constantly
         Discriminatory more often than not
         Unjust in every way

   C. PERCEPTIONS Noted
         Police Brutality - Hourly occurrences
         Systemic Racism - Baked into the system
         Islamophobia - All Caucasians

II.  Courses - Grades
    A.  The Art of Zen off the Coast of Walden Pond           A
    B.  Polish Pride-fests in Japan during WW2                  A
    C.  Music: Playing the Washboard and Flugelhorn         A-
    D.  Lockdowns and Lock-ups (Drs. Fauci and Clinton)   B+
    E.  Composition 101 - The Essay                                 F
    F.   Remedial Algebra                                                 D
    G.  Ukranian 101                                                       F
    H.  Photographing Elephant Jokes in Outer Space         A+ 
    I.   Pronounilization Among Seaweed                          C+  

                   Class Rank - Top Ten Per Cent
         
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Date: 12/1/2022 1:05:00 PM
School Daze, Indeed
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Date: 11/30/2022 12:26:00 PM
This presentation is very clever! Nicely done!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/30/2022 6:25:00 PM
So far this semester, grades are up. Of course, the GOP is ascribing the trend to grade INFLATION, and hanging it all on Joe Biden. The Donkeys have already blamed it all on Donald Trump's meeting with Kanye (Ye). lol. ~ School Daze
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