The Body Snatchers

Okay, who stole my body
I had when I was young
It was never in the best of shape
But far better than this one

Semi smooth and silky
Not a wrinkle on the lot
I feel I fell asleep for a century
And this is how I ended up

I now have wrinkles on top of wrinkles 
With wrinkles on top of that
Could someone point me in the direction 
Of where my body could have been left

It had fingers that worked without aching
Steady hands that knew not of shaking
A memory that...I'll get back with you on that
And a face you wouldn't mind dating

My body had knees that were noiseless
A smile that wasn't so toothless
A libido that you could rely on
Instead of the one I now have that is useless 

My other eyes were filled with wonder
Not these made dull and steely gray
If anyone has seem my body 
Could you kindly point me in the way

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 9/1/2016 6:00:00 PM
Hey there Mike, I'm now officially 59 y/o yesterday and bought a huge jar of oil of olay….or maybe I should use toothpaste and caulk the wrinkles! This poem is clever and witty btw!:)
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Date: 8/28/2016 7:14:00 PM
This is great...a most relatable poem penned very creatively that I find touching. Wonderfully expressed...a pleasure to read :-) blessings, lynn
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Mike Hauser
Date: 8/28/2016 10:54:00 PM
I shouldn't look in the mirror
Date: 8/28/2016 4:49:00 PM
I think I saw it in the past, Mike. I'm not sure where it is now. Love the humor. I can relate!
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Date: 8/28/2016 10:54:00 PM
Crazy ain't it!
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