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The Battle of Thick and Thin

What causes fat disappearance?
Diets that take perserverance
But wallet's too thin
Love those clothes from a bin
At stores that sell with a clearance

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2010

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/20/2024 12:57:00 PM Joyce, now deceased in here commenting on you as limerick king! 2010 a very good year Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 6/21/2024 1:28:00 PM Andrea, her passing is sad. Nice that she is immortalized for a time here. I have to go read some of hers. As you know and appreciate, it is a lot of work and time to read other people's work and try to take it all in. I know you spend a lot of time here writing comments and responding to people, and I have a lot of respect for you and what you do. You are part of the heart and soul of this place.

Andrea Dietrich Date: 6/20/2024 12:56:00 PM gosh , even way back here I see myself commenting. Is there nothing I have not read? haha. I probably commented on all your limericks except those in which I did not like your political views. You are such a nice person, Duke, the way you respond back to everyone and do not seem to mind differences of opinions. Login to Reply Duke Beaufort Date: 6/21/2024 1:03:00 PM You're very kind Andrea, disagreements are healthy and we all come from different experiences and backgrounds that shape the way we look at things. I've noticed that many don't want to change their opinions. I will admit that I'm wrong when the facts and situations indicate that is so. I am also not afraid to say that the party I support has made some terrible mistakes. Those errors and some by the opposition have put us all in a terrible place. I think we should have a fair society and that there should not be such drastic differences between the people at the top and the rest of us.

Debbie Duncan Date: 1/27/2013 7:42:00 PM Oh yes the clearance rack , clothes, shoes, and books. funny how a person buys things, leaves them in closet with tags on, and never wears them . thank you for reading "family hair ;} Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/9/2011 11:18:00 PM well, I can't recall which limerick had the clapper reference. But it's coming back to me now I DO remember that clapper thing!!! To help you find keys or turn on lights, right? Login to Reply

Joyce Johnson Date: 6/7/2010 6:10:00 PM I think I've found the limerick king on these pages. Very funny. I will be reading all of them. Thank you for your comments . Love, Joyce Login to Reply

Daniel Cwiak Date: 5/27/2010 11:56:00 AM Congrats on your HM in the contest. Dan C Login to Reply

John Freeman Date: 5/26/2010 5:53:00 PM Congratulations Duke on your success in the contest. Agape, Moses Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 5/26/2010 12:49:00 PM Congrats Duke on your HM in the Bulge contest.. was so happy to see your name..my Bulge to Beauty faded out this time but u enjoy your great honor.. with luv from the "Sweetheart" Login to Reply

Joyce Johnson Date: 5/26/2010 10:46:00 AM Congratulations on your hm. very good. Joyce Login to Reply

Poet Destroyer A Date: 5/25/2010 4:16:00 PM good one, good luck in the contest,..p.d. Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 5/24/2010 11:29:00 PM haha, yes, we spend so much on the dang "fresh" foods when we have to diet! But some of the clearance clothes can look pretty hot when one's body is thinner. Thanks for your really sweet comment today. LUv, Andrea and good luck in this contest. Login to Reply

Barbara Gorelick Date: 5/24/2010 9:23:00 PM Nice one Duke..i think this is the first of yours that Ive read..hope to read many more. BG Login to Reply

Dr.Ram Mehta Date: 5/24/2010 7:04:00 PM Nice and humorous expressions. Login to Reply

Linda-Marie Sweetheart Date: 5/24/2010 7:01:00 PM Awesome for something "put together" so quick..Duke...good luck in this new contest and glad u got in..its all about the challenge and fun..enjoyed... with luv from the "Sweetheart" Login to Reply