Kp Nunez Poet Acrostic

The Bard's Wind - Acrostrain

Wind that I pass poisons air with one blow
It stinks to the moon, stays 'til the morrow
Nonchalant, nearly blue, frown on my brow
Don't hold it; Farting is such sweet sorrow. 1





Notes:
1.	A play on Shakespeare's famous line, Romeo and Juliet: Act 2, Scene 2.

2.	While I do not wish to offend the fine sensibilities of our more delicate poets, most of us are familiar with the The Bard’s propensity to include references to farting in his plays. To name a few:
Comedy of Errors: Scene I; Two Gentlemen of Verona: Scene IV; and Henry IV: Part I



24 October, 2015
Wind, Snow or Rain Acrostrain
Sponsor: Jan Allison

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John Lawless December 13, 2015 at 4:58 PM Kim!!!!Kim!!!! This is PISSAH!!!!!!! The title alone should have had it atop the list. Kp Nunez December 31, 2015 at 10:51 PM :-))) Another thanks to you, John. Don't know what PISSAH!!!!!! means but it seems this little write merited your enthusiastic comment. Just for that, hugs for you!

Nayda Ivette Negron Flores December 11, 2015 at 9:48 AM Congratulations Kim.

Jan Allison December 10, 2015 at 4:52 PM I actually thought this was written by someone like Viv Wigley - had to drop by to comment - oh Kim this was hilarious!!!! hugs jan xx Jan Allison December 29, 2015 at 6:25 PM hee hee I do love this one so much Kim:-) hugs Jan xxx Kp Nunez December 29, 2015 at 6:04 PM Hi JAN! Just want to say thank you for my placement. I am glad you found it hilarious! Wishing you the best this holiday season and a great year ahead. Blessings and hugs! Kim PS. Sorry for the typo earlier, corrected it already... :-)))

Skat A December 10, 2015 at 1:17 PM Kim, Congratulations with your wonderful win! *SKAT*

Dr. Upma A. Sharma December 9, 2015 at 10:43 PM Very wonderful write Kim.. congrats on great win!

Joseph May December 9, 2015 at 9:57 PM Haha ...Congrats on your win Kim

Dan Cwiak November 4, 2015 at 11:52 PM Kim, as you can tell from the comments below, this has plenty of humor and fun. I like it, but I would change the last line and give Shakespeare the last laugh... Don't hold it; "Farting is such sweet sorrow". Great job!

James Inman November 2, 2015 at 10:20 AM Love it Kim! Very different and very humorous.

Andrea Dietrich October 28, 2015 at 7:08 PM hahaha. LOVE this parody. I learned something new about this bard today!!

Ravi Sathasivam October 28, 2015 at 12:45 AM Excellent. Very creative write. Enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it.

Jan Terry October 27, 2015 at 8:54 PM Love it. So witty. Just made it to your poems to catch up. This is a really good one. Play on words is just great. Good luck with in the contest. ;) Janece

Afolabi Muideen October 27, 2015 at 5:02 PM Good luck in the contest KIM, this is excellent and very cleaver. That is always you! ............A.M.

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser October 27, 2015 at 8:26 AM Kim creative and I enjoyed the read!!! =`)~Olive Eloisa hugs!

Viv Wigley October 27, 2015 at 7:55 AM A great take on the theme, Kim, thanks for the giggle. Good luck, Viv x

Nette Onclaud October 27, 2015 at 12:20 AM i like the way to treated the theme, kim.. this is creative.. huggs

Lindsay Laurie October 26, 2015 at 7:59 PM Good one Kim... this sport only affects those close to you. I mean, ones relief is another's poison isn't it - thanks for the chuckle Kim - Lindsay

Emile Pinet October 26, 2015 at 7:13 PM A real "toot" of a poem that makes us take life a little less seriously and with a shrug after all it happens! Emile.

Poet Destroyer A October 26, 2015 at 12:48 AM a very fun read Kim, love this one, good luck in the contest:) ~luv pd Dan Cwiak October 26, 2015 at 8:02 PM Okay, Kim. You could also keep the form requirements by inserting "it" before the semicolon, and eliminate the "a" ( Don't hold it; "Farting is such sweet sorrow". ) Still a great write, I just wanted to show you an alternative. Good luck in the contest.

Dennis East October 25, 2015 at 4:46 PM Hello again Kim, I now see why we had matters in common - with particular regards to humor and wind. I shall keep wandering through to pick up tips. Best, Dennis

Elis Artis October 25, 2015 at 8:58 AM Beautifully penned! I enjoyed reading it and I loved the humor

Connie Marcum Wong October 25, 2015 at 2:12 AM Jan should love the humor in this one Kim. I try to write humor but just am not good at it. I should see this one on the winner's list my friend!

Afolabi Muideen October 25, 2015 at 12:58 AM What a very beautiful and excellent poem , with just a blow of your wind the air was poisoned. What should I do now KIM your poisoned air has choked my lung with laugh---lol!. You always know the perfect thing to write about, hope this win the contest. A seven and a FAV for the clever write. Brilliant one. It is good to start my day with your wonderful joke................A.M. Kp Nunez October 25, 2015 at 9:26 AM Thank you, AM. I am glad that you enjoyed this piece enough to FAV it. :-) hugs!

Robert Lindley October 24, 2015 at 7:03 PM A fine humorous take . The Shakespeare tough blended in just right. A7 Good luck in the contest. Kp Nunez October 24, 2015 at 9:26 PM Thank you, Robert for the visit and comment with tops rating. I just want to support Jan. hugs!

Njeri Hunjeri October 24, 2015 at 6:06 PM Lol Kim this is funny. Very nice topping to my day's readings. And thank u for that:-) Kp Nunez October 24, 2015 at 9:24 PM lol! Glad to have provided the topping, Njeri! Take it easy, too much may cause you to poison the air... hugs!

Paul Callus October 24, 2015 at 6:02 PM Hi Kim! Your witty humour makes for a perfect entry for Jan's contest; she did ask for wind humour, and you did not hold back:) Very entertaining! Need I wish you luck?! Hugs // paul Kp Nunez October 24, 2015 at 9:17 PM Thank you Paul! Glad you were entertained. hugs!

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