The Barbarism of EVOO

Extravirolioli lols at zalad,
Tossified in tinypheres of cheezylutres;
Courtn'd with padte 'o avoclan'd,
Drizz'd with sauceaven o' culture!

Such is the state of vegemind,
O' RachelRay'd EVOO grind.

—By Scott the Hamm
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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