Thanks Mom

I could run a pie over there I think
But my baking prowess is famous for being nonexistent.
What other excuse could there be?
I want to meet your dog?

I ponder this for a day or two.
The dog looks friendly.
The guy doesn’t.
Why do I even care about meeting him?

There is a concrete fence around him 
Two feet out in all directions.
He might as well be wearing a helmet
And a Darth Vadar mask.

I watch him for another week.
He is kind of cute. Maybe he is lonely.
I could buy him some cookies or something.
But he doesn’t look like a cookie eater.

My mother comes over.
She is in the yard less than two seconds 
Before she runs over and introduces herself
Telling him about her old maid daughter.

He goes into the house seconds later.
I never see him outside again.
Thanks Mom.
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Date: 9/19/2020 11:38:00 AM
Caren, 'He might as well be wearing a helmet And a Darth Vadar mask.' Anti-social behaviour for sure.,unless he's at a Star Wars convention. Once bitten, twice shy? -Richard
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Date: 9/19/2020 2:35:00 PM
Maybe even thrice or quice bitten, Richard. I do not blame him. We all have different experiences.
Date: 9/19/2020 6:13:00 AM
Lol! This gave me a great laugh to start my day. Thanks Caren!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/19/2020 2:35:00 PM
I see you know exactly what I meant Sharon. I thank you for this.
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