Teasing Friend V About Halloween

C and I were as confused as could be. Our friend V is hilariously laughing with glee. His Halloween sense is totally off-key. Misinformation learned at his weird grandma’s knee. We spoke of spooks and ghosts. V could not agree. C was not annoyed, but V’s attitude totally annoyed me. I sent him on a goose chase to find a pumpkin witch tree. “Don’t forget to enjoy Dracula’s blood tea and race the Grand Prix.” V stopped at the haunted house and picked up his sister Dee. She was much more Halloween savvy than he could ever be. She said “Your pals are messing with you; it is the October glee. Just because your Halloween sense is tiny, way off and very wee.”