Tears - I Started a Joke

Today is the day she will finally be married the man of her dreams They had met two months earlier and he's fallen deeply in love with her, and asked her to marry him He couldn't wait to spend the rest of his life with her And being who he is she agreed to marry him So glowing with joy, she's feeling so wonderful and can't wait to see her man at the altar Even though her family was against it -that it's too soon to get married -that she hardly knew him But of course she knows he's the one He's perfectly fit and rich And one day she will come to love him like she once did her high school sweetheart Except he got fat and she had to leave him - A fat man can't work and is just unattractive In fact she doesn't even think of him anymore it's been two years since she dated him Her future husband is perfectly fit, handsome and so very rich Just her kind of man... Clearing her head she dolled up Slipped into her Cinderella dress and rushed out the hotel door with her only friend She doesn't care that her family didn't come She's never going to forgive them She'll be very rich soon, so she really doesn't care Smiling and giggling She turned to her friend and said hurry open the door Only to step into an empty dim chapel With a big banner hanging saying ...I'm sorry you couldn't love me because I was fat and my wallet was thin! Tears... For contest: I started a joke Sponsor: Maria Williams 11-25-17