Tap Dance Ode To the Writer's Pitch

You better be a little rich, If you choose to make a pitch. By bus or car you make the trip, You've trained yourself just not to slip. The agents sit; a motley crew, A few may even look at you. To them it's just the same old hat, To find some meat stuck in the fat. The writer wonders what they think, Is he good or does he stink? Most go home with little done, Was this pitch just done for fun?