Swipe Your Card

Jingle bells, jingle bells do your shopping here Swipe your card, get a discount! Do not fear! With the dollar so weak Failed economy a freak You may be paying for this crap for years! ~*~
Note: For "Holiday Humor Contest" Sponsored: By Carolyn Devonshire

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 11/29/2010 5:58:00 PM
I love this Limerick. Congratulations for a well deserved win. There is so much junk out there to buy people forget about the real meaning of Christmas. Congrats again, Iolanda and Repo Santa :)
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Date: 11/29/2010 5:35:00 AM
Congratulations Audrey on your win in the "Commercialized Holiday Humor" contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/28/2010 10:01:00 PM
I hope not. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 11/28/2010 7:54:00 PM
Hahah. Loved it Audrey. Sarcastic humour at its best. Many congratulations for this win.
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Date: 11/28/2010 4:46:00 PM
very humorous Audrey...of course the truth about us humans usually is. Congratulations to you
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Date: 11/28/2010 4:40:00 PM
Good and sarcastic, Audrey. Congratulations in Carolyn's contest. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 11/28/2010 2:18:00 PM
Congratulations on this win for the excellent entry in the contest, Audrey
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Date: 11/28/2010 12:55:00 PM
Congratulations on your win in the contest..Sara
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Date: 11/28/2010 11:36:00 AM
Swipe your card! Thats the name of the game, Audrey! Love your Limerick. "Congratulations" on your worthy poem's recognition. Agape, Moses
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Date: 11/28/2010 10:58:00 AM
Our poems are so similar..all great minds you know. Congrats ..you called it crap..I called junk..hahaha.BG
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Date: 11/28/2010 7:21:00 AM
Audrey, you and Barbara Gorelick had the same perspective on the holiday. Very good poem! Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/16/2010 5:28:00 PM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Audrey! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/16/2010 10:12:00 AM
It is very cold here in Springfield,Ohio today. The poetry I am reading is very diverse and I am enjoying reading each and everyone. Thank you for sharing yours Audrey and the best to you in the contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/16/2010 5:09:00 AM
True, true. I smiled, but this is a fact. Good luck in the contest, a sure winner! Joy (Jew)
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