Audrey Haick Poet Limerick

Swipe Your Card

Jingle bells, jingle bells do your shopping here
Swipe your card, get a discount! Do not fear!
With the dollar so weak
Failed economy a freak
You may be paying for this crap for years!

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Note:  For "Holiday Humor Contest"
Sponsored:  By Carolyn Devonshire

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Iolanda Scripca November 29, 2010 at 5:58 PM I love this Limerick. Congratulations for a well deserved win. There is so much junk out there to buy people forget about the real meaning of Christmas. Congrats again, Iolanda and Repo Santa :)

Carol Sunshine Brown November 29, 2010 at 5:35 AM Congratulations Audrey on your win in the "Commercialized Holiday Humor" contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire. Love, Carol

Joyce Johnson November 28, 2010 at 10:01 PM I hope not. Congratulations on your win. Love, Joyce

Tahera Mannan November 28, 2010 at 7:54 PM Hahah. Loved it Audrey. Sarcastic humour at its best. Many congratulations for this win.

Robert A. Dufresne November 28, 2010 at 4:46 PM very humorous Audrey...of course the truth about us humans usually is. Congratulations to you

Andrea Dietrich November 28, 2010 at 4:40 PM Good and sarcastic, Audrey. Congratulations in Carolyn's contest. LUv, Andrea

Dr.Ram Mehta November 28, 2010 at 2:18 PM Congratulations on this win for the excellent entry in the contest, Audrey

Sara Kendrick November 28, 2010 at 12:55 PM Congratulations on your win in the contest..Sara

John Freeman November 28, 2010 at 11:36 AM Swipe your card! Thats the name of the game, Audrey! Love your Limerick. "Congratulations" on your worthy poem's recognition. Agape, Moses

Barbara Gorelick November 28, 2010 at 10:58 AM Our poems are so similar..all great minds you know. Congrats ..you called it crap..I called junk..hahaha.BG

Carolyn Devonshire November 28, 2010 at 7:21 AM Audrey, you and Barbara Gorelick had the same perspective on the holiday. Very good poem! Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn

Carolyn Devonshire November 16, 2010 at 5:28 PM :) Thanks for supporting the contest, Audrey! Love, Carolyn

Carol Sunshine Brown November 16, 2010 at 10:12 AM It is very cold here in Springfield,Ohio today. The poetry I am reading is very diverse and I am enjoying reading each and everyone. Thank you for sharing yours Audrey and the best to you in the contest. Love, Carol

Joy Wellington November 16, 2010 at 5:09 AM True, true. I smiled, but this is a fact. Good luck in the contest, a sure winner! Joy (Jew)