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Sweet Tooth

When I look at you
I lose control
I know I shouldn't
But I can't say no
Just a taste of sweetness
Upon my lips
Its belly fat and expanding hips

One doughnut begets two
Two doughnuts and why chew
Swallow them whole
Shove them in
I just can't get enough
Of eating them

A candy bar
So innocent and sweet
Just one candy bar
For a snack or treat
Before your through
How many did you chew
Sugar coma
Gets the best of you

Sip a soda and burp
Sip a soda bubbly flirt
Before the night finally ends
You've drank twenty cans

Candy is dandy
It makes you smile
Candy is dandy
You bloat like a pregnant cow
Candy is dandy
What harm no sin
Candy is dandy
For a triple chin

I scream with delight
Of ice cream tonight
The chills and thrills
I lose my will
No bowl I need to be gotten
With a spoon devour straight from carton

Chocolate syrup a can of whip cream
When your alone and can't be seen
Spray and squirt right into your mouth
Now this is what sweet is all about

Brown sugar bacon
Brown Sugar Bacon
BROWN SUGAR BACON
Is why Peter said eat pork

Cakes and pies
Straight to thighs
You start to swell
By eating until
Your belt buckle pops
Cause you can't stop
Eating those sweet sweets
Eating those sweet sweets

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Old Buck

December 12, 2020 at 12:15 PM

For me this could well become my theme song for the pandemic. So many goodies and so much idle time. Thanks for writing what should serve for me as a warning. LOL Keep them coming. oldbuck

Paula Goldsmith

December 11, 2020 at 9:08 AM

Congratulations on becoming a lifetime member. I love this cute and fun write. So very true. Enjoy your day with blessings.................

Kim Rodrigues

December 10, 2020 at 6:00 PM

A bit funny, a bit true, sweet a little. One of my first babysitters squirted whip cream in our mouths. I think I even remember her name - Bonnie. Congratulations on becoming a lifetime member!