Swagger Daggers---Hooked On Ebonics, Vol 1

*written for Verlena's Contest "EBONICS, Let's Do Some Slang"


SHAWTY,

Yir' boy fin' ta' told ya' bout some lessons in what the Man call Ebonics.
Cus' I gots' this!
Like the young fellow named Carmello on the New York Knicks, 
and girrrrrl I got mo' slang in my verse than the words of them nerds
down at Hooked On Phon-ics

I TRIED TA' TOLD YA"LL...

I keeps my flows tight,
Fam , 
cus word is bond like James
and I ain't talkin' Rick James, RIIIGHT!
 
Ya' see, round cheer, 
between Normandy and Western, 
what we call this is a little "Twennie Twin Twin"
but round the way,
where you stay, 
they just may call this a "Sinny Sin Sin!"

Yo, hold up baby girl...
Lemme ax you suh-um...
Who you be with?
cus Shawty, how you look, 
is off the hook,
and Boo-Boo you is suh-um I can see me with with!

Yo Yo Yo! Wait! Hold up girrrl! Where you goin'?

'Sup honey child, 
You know my favorite basketball player used to be Yao Ming!  
Ya-Mean?
Get it Yao Ming?
Yaa-Mean!?!-----(crickets chirp-ing fir' certain)

Lady Queen, come on back to me!
Yo, my jokes may be stupid, but they clean, 
B'sides, I coulda' been' said something idiotic like Idi Amin,
Yaa-Mean?
And the homey don't even play no basketball, ya dig? 
Yes YESHall! ...

Better put that ON SOMETHIN'! 
And you KNOW THIS!----(awww heck naw, Shawty dipped...)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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October 1, 2016 at 10:14 PM
This was extremely well done, and once again the robot poet drone has shown advanced adaptation to his surroundings. Grape drank in hand, he has climbed the barbed wired fence between cultures. /salute 7/7
Mehta Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 10:21 PM
Yes, it's very captivating write, congrats on the win,
Lawless Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 10:20 PM
I don't have a clue what the hell you said but I will defend with my life your right to say it. Great Job. I've worked with some guys who would slip in and out of the slang mode without batting an eye.
A   Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 8:40 PM
LOL, I just went over to the contest page. To check out the new winners. Awesome, to see you take a first place. I knew you would... CONGRATULATIONS!!!! PoeTex LINDA
A   Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 8:19 PM
I think, you have the best slang on this site. It's original, as original can be. I don't know, if I can still pull of slang. Ya-Mean? I got a chuckle out of this. However, I got me some slams, never read on this site... Yo! yo! yo, catch ya later.... LINDAyo
Guzzi Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 7:47 PM
Yup that be the stuff, convincing the peons their hip enough, keepin' um down- playin' the clown- in black face comin' outta their mouf's - You nailed it! my #1 but I'm not for it I want sucess made possible for all and the only real way to get it is to learn to speak the same language. Congrads Light & Love
Johnson Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 3:25 PM
Well I hope I figured this all out, but it was a great job ad congratulations. Love, Joyce
Sietesantos Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 1:26 PM
Congratulations on a well-deserved top placement in this contest! Enjoyed reading this fun piece! Pandita
Allison Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 1:01 PM
great write Mr Roboto many congratulations:-) Hugs jan xx
Andresen Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 12:12 PM
- Congratulations with your great first place, JSL !!! - Well done :) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
Callus Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 12:04 PM
Congrats Robo!!! I can do Maltese slang but not your type of slang, so this contest was a no no for me. For you it must have been plain sailing easy.... you just let it roll off your tongue. But at least I can understand what you're saying...I dig it. // paul
Walker  Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 10:07 AM
JS, you are a first place winner in the Ebonics contest. Your swagger was a slangers wordplay. Thanks for entering my contest. Congratulations from Verlena S. Walker.
Mister Roboto Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 11:26 PM
WOW! I can't believe this won! Thanks! wasn't sure if it would even place! Cool.
Ink-U-Script Avatar
August 20, 2014 at 9:33 AM
Lmao!!!! Too funny...I love how you captured one of Chris Tucker's funniest moments in the film "Friday"...Great job.. can't wait to see the results... A definite win!
Walker  Avatar
August 19, 2014 at 2:42 PM
WOW! Thank you for entering my contest! Wait to see what you get... Smile, Verlena
Mister Roboto Avatar
August 19, 2014 at 6:19 PM
I don't enter nearly enough contests, but this one here, I COULD'NT RESIST!~ I just hope people understand it! What a fun contest Verlena!~
Chircop Avatar
August 19, 2014 at 9:18 AM
This must have been a gr8 challenge for ya to write.I wish I could write this way,but ay..Too difficult.So ,nah!!! No way :.).Excellent take on..
Manassian Avatar
August 18, 2014 at 5:54 AM
:) I don't know how to write like this, but it sure is captivating, JS. Good luck in the contest. You've got some tough competition. :)
Manassian Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 11:31 PM
Congrats! I'm happy for your top win. You deserve it cause the writing is so good.
Mister Roboto Avatar
August 26, 2014 at 11:28 PM
Thanks for the good luck wishes...I didn't think it would do near as well as the other competition you mentioned, Somebody liked it. Thanks for reading.
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