Suspicion Fell On the Butler

Suspicion fell on the butler.
one scone was missing
a chair askew.

The constable scratched his chin
tapped his note pad.
The butler stood
Idly guilty in the doorway.
This was not the first such incident.

The Lady of the Manor strode into the room,
surveyed the situation
muttered under her breath.

The constable observed her behavior.
Discretely followed her
to the garden
where she inquired of the gardener
“Where is he?”
The gardeners reply:
“Behind the shed, Ma’am”

The constable joined her
as she looked behind the shed.
He was there all right.
Crumbs on his lips
jelly on his paws.
Guilty.

John G. Lawless
©7/15/2022
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Wolf Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 8:47 PM
So that's why they call them 'cat-burglars!' :)
Callus Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 1:38 PM
That was most entertaining, John!! I used to have one of them cats. The present cat asks before pinching :) Regards // paul
Rodrigues Avatar
July 16, 2022 at 9:29 AM
I enjoyed this frolic!
Seeker Avatar
July 15, 2022 at 7:28 AM
Hahaha! Enjoyed!
Kyser Avatar
July 15, 2022 at 7:24 AM
Fun one, John! Engaging and enjoyable!
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