Super Snacker

I'm the best snacker there ever 
was
My hands fit chip bags like my 
hands fit my gloves
I've got Chex Mix, Cheese-It's, 
Pork-Rinds, Cheetos
Pretzels, Gardettos, dip and 
Doritos
I shovel it in morning, noon, 
and night
I don't stop to breath, oh what 
a sight
If you need snacking done, 
remember what they say
Go grab that girl who can really
pack it away!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Anonymous Avatar
April 6, 2012 at 11:35 PM
Your verse is a treat in itself!
Brown Avatar
February 22, 2012 at 8:45 AM
I am stopping by to thank you so much for your kind comments on my poetry. I enjoyed reading yours today. Have a wonderful day and please continue sharing your poetry Spanish Rose. Love, Carol
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 17, 2012 at 4:10 AM
Why thank you Spanish Rose, you are funny too as this one proves xx
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February 15, 2012 at 10:07 PM
Congrats SR! Very funny write! Blessings, Rhonda
Ronthorpe Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Spanish Rose, this is a wonderful work. Congrats on winning 3rd place in Susan's contest.................S.Ronthorpe
Pettit Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 2:01 PM
Congratulations on your win Spanish Rose. You will be safe as long as you can burn off those calories.
Johnson Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 12:13 PM
Funny and lyrical. Congratulations Spanish Rose. Love, Joyce
Brown Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 11:41 AM
Congratulations on your super placement in Susan Burch's "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations" contest Spanish Rose. Love, Carol
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 10:53 AM
Very funny like it Congratulations xx
Poet Avatar
February 15, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Congrats Rose on your win.Enjoyed the read very much.
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