Super Snacker

I'm the best snacker there ever 
was
My hands fit chip bags like my 
hands fit my gloves
I've got Chex Mix, Cheese-It's, 
Pork-Rinds, Cheetos
Pretzels, Gardettos, dip and 
Doritos
I shovel it in morning, noon, 
and night
I don't stop to breath, oh what 
a sight
If you need snacking done, 
remember what they say
Go grab that girl who can really
pack it away!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 4/6/2012 11:35:00 PM
Your verse is a treat in itself!
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Date: 2/22/2012 8:45:00 AM
I am stopping by to thank you so much for your kind comments on my poetry. I enjoyed reading yours today. Have a wonderful day and please continue sharing your poetry Spanish Rose. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/17/2012 4:10:00 AM
Why thank you Spanish Rose, you are funny too as this one proves xx
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Date: 2/15/2012 10:07:00 PM
Congrats SR! Very funny write! Blessings, Rhonda
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Date: 2/15/2012 4:40:00 PM
Spanish Rose, this is a wonderful work. Congrats on winning 3rd place in Susan's contest.................S.Ronthorpe
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Date: 2/15/2012 2:01:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Spanish Rose. You will be safe as long as you can burn off those calories.
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Date: 2/15/2012 12:13:00 PM
Funny and lyrical. Congratulations Spanish Rose. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/15/2012 11:41:00 AM
Congratulations on your super placement in Susan Burch's "Ridiculous Self Exaggerations" contest Spanish Rose. Love, Carol
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Date: 2/15/2012 10:53:00 AM
Very funny like it Congratulations xx
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Date: 2/15/2012 8:52:00 AM
Congrats Rose on your win.Enjoyed the read very much.
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