Sunday Not Gumday

They sit there in a glass, looking so forlorn
The old lady was as gummy, as the day that she was born

She ate her food without them, her nose nearly reaching her chin
I ask why not wear your dentures, why not just pop them in.

She looked at me with horror. as though I had said a rude word
I only wear them on Sunday's so don't be so absurd.

If i wear  them all the time, you won't be able to see
When I am all dressed up, it's a special day for me.

These teeth have to last me my lifetime, when in my coffin at rest
Please make sure my teeth are in, want  to look my best.

So the  glaring teeth look down at me, pleading they look me in the eyes
Please release me set me free, or she will use us to crimp the pies 


Penned 21 April 2015

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015



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Date: 4/30/2015 7:02:00 PM
GOOD ONE...SKAT
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Seren Roberts
Date: 5/1/2015 10:44:00 PM
Thank you Skat....Seren
Date: 4/29/2015 7:45:00 AM
So funny, Serene! Enjoyed the read. Congratulations on your fine win! Sandra
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Date: 5/1/2015 10:44:00 PM
Thank you Sandra .....Seren
Date: 4/28/2015 10:45:00 PM
Throwing out all the pies I have in the house now. Another brilliant write for my list.
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Date: 5/1/2015 10:43:00 PM
Lol Armand....Seren
Date: 4/26/2015 6:51:00 PM
Hilarious!! I never knew you had a sense of humor...THAT'S nice to see! However, I see one flaw in her argument. If her nose nearly reaches her chin, who's gonna see her dentures anyway? Congrats - Tim
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Seren Roberts
Date: 4/26/2015 7:43:00 PM
Oh Tim there's a lot you don't know lol. Anyway your not very observant, have you not seen an old person , without teeth eat, their noses do look like they reach their chin. Then when put in dentures look near enough normal.......Seren
Date: 4/25/2015 11:31:00 PM
Seren, Congratulations on your Humorous Poetry contest win :) LINDA
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Date: 4/22/2015 9:27:00 PM
Big congrats on your fine win.. I will check pies more carefully from now on!
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Date: 4/22/2015 6:01:00 PM
will be careful about the crimped pies lol and I love the clever title- many congrats on your win:-) Hugs jan xx
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Date: 4/22/2015 5:17:00 PM
A light dusting of the old funny bone with a mild chuckle thrown in for good measure. What can I say ..it's not Shakespear but then again, what is? Emile.
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Date: 4/22/2015 4:20:00 PM
Seren, this was delightfully fun, I really enjoyed reading your couplets, 7, and thanks for visiting my poem, here kitty, kitty
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Date: 4/22/2015 1:18:00 PM
lol! "...her nose nearly reaching her chin" sure did me in...hahaha! Congrats!
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Date: 4/22/2015 8:53:00 AM
Hey, I've heard stories of old timers who could eat apples without their teeth.(I wonder where they got apples with teeth)
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Date: 4/20/2015 10:53:00 PM
G'day Seren... now I understand the title. Your story tells it all, and I'll be looking carefully around the edge of the pies from now on. Thank you Seren - Lindsay
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Seren Roberts
Date: 4/22/2015 6:42:00 AM
thanks for stopping by, did the title have you flummoxed ....Seren
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