Jenna Logan Poet Limerick

Such a Tease-Slightly Bawdy

There was a young maid who bathed in the rain
When it stormed, she drove all the men insane
Drooling with lustful stare
To touch her buxom pair
A teaser, she left them with phallic pain


June 2, 2022
A Funny Limerick Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
Checked with www.howmanysyllables

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Ann Peck June 21, 2022 at 7:05 AM HAHA! Good one, Jenna :) Congratulations! Jenna Logan June 21, 2022 at 7:08 AM Thanks a bunch, Ann.

Paul Callus June 21, 2022 at 2:35 AM Bawdy, but definitely witty and worthy of its top placement, Jenna. Congratulations! Regards // paul Jenna Logan June 21, 2022 at 6:44 AM Thanks so much, Paul.

Andrea Dietrich June 20, 2022 at 7:01 PM Ha! Great lady line. Congrats, Jenna Jenna Logan June 21, 2022 at 6:44 AM Thank you, Andrea.

Terry Flood June 20, 2022 at 2:35 AM Congrats on your win, Jenna. Wasn’t she mean to all those fine upstanding gentlemen? Terry Jenna Logan June 20, 2022 at 6:48 AM Perhaps, but they didn't have to watch. They may have been standing, but were they 'upstanding?' Thank you, Terry.

Terry Miller June 20, 2022 at 12:28 AM Congratulations, on your win, great limerick! Jenna Logan June 20, 2022 at 6:47 AM Thanks very much, Terry.

Paula Goldsmith June 19, 2022 at 1:05 PM Congratulations on your win. What a funny limerick. Have a great/blessed day....................... Jenna Logan June 20, 2022 at 6:47 AM Thanks, Paula!

Jo Chamberlain June 19, 2022 at 12:09 PM Congratulations on your winning placement. Jenna Logan June 20, 2022 at 6:46 AM Thanks a lot, Joanna.

Krish Radhakrishna June 19, 2022 at 8:40 AM This one is hard to beat!! Congrats on your win!! Jenna Logan June 20, 2022 at 6:46 AM Thank you, Krish.

Tania Kitchin June 19, 2022 at 6:36 AM Jenna, congratulations on your first place win with your funny limerick, love the last line! :) Jenna Logan June 19, 2022 at 7:02 AM I'm so happy you didn't find it a bit too naughty. Thanks, Tania.

Mark Koplin June 4, 2022 at 6:21 AM Well done! Mark Koplin June 4, 2022 at 6:39 AM Tastefully done my friend, awesome limerick! Jenna Logan June 4, 2022 at 6:26 AM Kind of off my grid, but it's where my thoughts led.

Jan Allison June 2, 2022 at 2:26 PM oh my goodness this is bawdy and brilliantly funny Jenna lol:-) hugs Jan xx Jenna Logan June 2, 2022 at 3:35 PM I hope it's not too risqué. Not for you, at any rate. LOL Thanks, Jan.

Paulette Calasibetta June 2, 2022 at 11:51 AM Clever, cute in a real reality! Wonderful limerick. Good luck in the contest. :)Paulette Jenna Logan June 2, 2022 at 1:07 PM Thanks ever so much, Paulette.

Rico Leffanta June 2, 2022 at 11:12 AM Too true, most especially for teens! Good luck in the contest! Aloha! Jenna Logan June 2, 2022 at 1:07 PM Thanks for your good luck wishes, Rico.

L Milton Hankins June 2, 2022 at 10:46 AM Hmmm...my, my, my sweet Jenna. (still chuckling) This is a good one for the contest. You wrote "phallic" but I had "blue balls" in mind. Okay, you asked for it! Jenna Logan June 2, 2022 at 1:07 PM ummm... that was one option that I nixed for being more than "slightly bawdy." Thanks, Milt.

Tom Cunningham June 2, 2022 at 10:24 AM Lol Jenna, reminds me of that scene in the movie Cool Hand Luke where a chain gang were working on the Road and a young lady decides to wash her car and got very wet. It should just squeeze past the censor haha. Good luck. Tom Jenna Logan June 2, 2022 at 10:43 AM We'll see, Tom. It's been posted for a few hours so maybe there's no harm - no foul.

David Kavanagh June 2, 2022 at 8:48 AM Your final rhyme really could’ve going anywhere Jenna, but you managed to keep it under control or thereabouts, voluptuous one for the Limerick contest, best of luck, cheers David Jenna Logan June 2, 2022 at 9:19 AM Thoughts about what word to use rambled around in my head for a while. lol I tried to keep it under control, so I had to take the pen away from my muse. She can be a bit risqué' at times. Thanks for reading and commenting, David.