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There was an old lady from Spain
Who found eating pasta a strain.
However she tried,
Her false teeth would slide
And land in her glass of champagne.
Her husband said 'darling don't fret,
Just chuck out the bothersome set!'
So now she sucks chips
Through puckering lips
Abandoning all etiquette!
20.04.20
Limerick Poetry Contest - sponsored by Janice Canerdy
Copyright © Wendy Watson | Year Posted 2020
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