Strange Affair

I was listening to David Bowie's Life On Mars, I love his music and his lyrics too, and for it gave me the idea for this (It's just a bit of fun. No offence to the USA hahaha xx) It's one heck of a strange affair Donald duck has grown ginger hair There's no more sickness or disease Bill and Ben have both grown new knees Superman wears his pants on his head Wonder woman is sleeping in bed Peter pan swapped with tinkerbell Now he's living in Dingly Dell I have walked with the man in the moon And he promised to come home real soon Held my hand as he stroked my hair It's one heck of a strange affair!!! Elton John is singing the greens He's a man now instead of a queen Popeye now eats his candy floss Olive had an affair with his boss The muppets run USA There's cats in my take away Gladys Knight spat out all the pips Mick Jagger sewed up his lips I have walked with the man in the moon And he promised to come home real soon Held my hand as he stroked my hair It's one heck of a strange affair!!! Derek's dominoes all fell down Elvis Presley has lost his crown There's a bull in the china shop I serve tea from my chocolate tea pot Pink elephants on parade All drunk on pink lemonade It's raining cats and dogs The mice in the loft all wear clogs I have walked with the man in the moon And he promised to come home real soon Held my hand as he stroked my hair It's one heck of a strange affair!!! Jane Shields (C)