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Straight Flush

Dolly Parton sports a large bust
Which fills many men with pure lust
Well, maybe not "pure"
But one thing is sure:
They're bound to make mud out of dust!

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Beryl Edmonds

November 5, 2022 at 8:46 PM

When Dolly bites the dust will her bust be put in trust?

Rico Leffanta

November 6, 2022 at 9:26 AM

Which one? Like Nancy Pelosi, she must have different ones for different moods/days of the week, showtime, etc. Aloha!

Kim Rodrigues

October 31, 2022 at 4:59 PM

I was embarrassed when I was in fourth grade for one boy signed the outside of my report card: to the rocky mountains. I should have known to be proud ;) LOL … boys and men!

Rico Leffanta

November 1, 2022 at 10:45 AM

The first girl to wear a bra in our class never needed one her entire life! People! Aloha!

L Milton Hankins

October 31, 2022 at 1:42 PM

They are the real deal, folks. Dolly said she knows that to be the true because she bought and paid for them with her own money.

Rico Leffanta

November 1, 2022 at 10:47 AM

Money well spent as this limerick was not about her assets, but that is what caught everyone's attention! Aloha!

Robert Gorelick

October 31, 2022 at 1:33 PM

Hello Dolly! This limerick is a royal flush. Lol, Robert Asata!

Rico Leffanta

November 1, 2022 at 10:47 AM

Mahalo! Aloha!

Tom Cunningham

October 31, 2022 at 11:32 AM

Are they the real deal? Tom

Rico Leffanta

October 31, 2022 at 11:44 AM

I would be happy to investigate further for you, Tom, but she acquired those after she discovered they open doors in Nashville! Aloha!

I Am Anaya

October 31, 2022 at 10:57 AM

You're the Riddler for Devil's Day, Rico! I left a review on your short story "The Halloween Mask" a most charming story for all. Brilliant ;) Happy Halloween!

Rico Leffanta

October 31, 2022 at 11:05 AM

Mahalo nui loa! Aloha!

Michelle Faulkner

October 31, 2022 at 10:57 AM

She is also a successful businesswoman and talented songwriter, it's too bad that her bust is the first thing people think of! But funny as always, Rico :)

Rico Leffanta

October 31, 2022 at 11:05 AM

She is, indeed. Traffic stops on the Reservation when they play, "I will always love you" over the radio! Aloha!

Straight Flush

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