stop thinking

what is the sound of one hand clapping what is the sound of a baby napping could it be that both know the silent caress of falling snow if clocks have hands how does time run out If carrots are so good for your eyesight why do rabbits have such big ears. If they hadn’t marked the prices up they wouldn’t need to mark them down. The sign said 50% off. The pants had only one leg. The waitress asked: “ya want that here or to go?”. I replied: “if I eat it here don’t I get to take it with me?” I put up a CAUTION – DRY PAINT sign…..nobody checked to see if the paint was dry. They fired the “short order cook”….he couldn’t reach the grill.