Stop

Sophie should stop singing soprano!
Screaming. Squealing. Screeching. Shrieking. Shrill.
She should surely see she starts Shirley squirming. 
Stephen shudders, saying, ‘Send Sophie south soon.’
Sarah secretly smirks – she’s so sarcastic sometimes!
Sophie should sing softly, sweetly, sexily.
She should stop singing soprano…

She had to go far, far away 
To save their ears from further harm.
Or they would seal her mouth with tape.
Perhaps she’d fit in on a farm…

Although, she came back later that day -
Because she’d stopped singing, she said.
Cynically, they bought ear plugs.
‘Don’t be silly,’ she said. ‘I won’t sing a note.’
Enough to say, it didn’t last…
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 8/26/2011 10:29:00 PM
I see you had great fun with this one, Jack, and it was very enjoyable for me to read it. well, just wanted to say hi, and thanks for your wonderful comments. The perfect one is no one, I'm afraid. If he exists, I never knew him! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 8/12/2011 9:40:00 PM
Sssssssssssssssimply SSSSsssssssssstupendous Sjack! How did you do it?
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Date: 7/19/2011 1:28:00 PM
Like Debbie has said...you made this look so easy!!! I should use as an example...sometimes I get too long winded..! This is a delight! Congratulations, Jack!!
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Date: 7/19/2011 9:17:00 AM
so charming and funny [I am a soprano LOL..love the joke about what's the difference between a pig and a soprano...one wears lipstick!!!] you sure made the assignment look easy! Congrad's Light & Love
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Date: 7/19/2011 8:42:00 AM
Too funny, and very well crafted... I love it! Congrats.
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Date: 7/19/2011 7:33:00 AM
WOW, jack...congrats on a well deserved glowing award! grrreat stuff... : ) huggs
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Date: 7/19/2011 5:25:00 AM
Congratulations Jack on your win in Debbie Guzzi's "Aye, Aye, and A Mistress"contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/19/2011 5:23:00 AM
Many congrats on your SUPER WIN, Jack. Elaine
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Date: 7/18/2011 11:19:00 PM
Jack, congrats on your win..Great write..hugs
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Date: 7/18/2011 7:06:00 PM
Congrats Jack on your super spectacular second place win in Debbie's contest with this fantastic piece my friend...oh another wow one luv..
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Date: 7/14/2011 10:10:00 PM
'amusing' piece of art.... the way you crafted it has made it 'amazing'
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Date: 7/12/2011 4:11:00 PM
Sounds like a few concerts I've een to. Sometimes you actually feel sorry for the performers because they think they are good when actually people are laughing at them. It's really sad. God Bless, JB
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Date: 7/12/2011 3:08:00 PM
How cool is this LOL tricky & skilled! Light & Love
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Date: 7/7/2011 12:51:00 PM
BRAVO!! What a fabulous job you did with the entire poem, especially the alliteration. I predict number one. Deb will have a great laugh -- she sings, you know. LOL Top notch for sure, Jack! Love, Carolyn
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