Stand-Up Comedian

Birds are chirpping, I don't know why, Hope to find out, Before I die... I'm a stand-up comedian Sitting before computer screen, Writing funny things, Are they ever seen? A foot of snow outside, Finally a day worthy For me to hide... I've got enough milk, I have enough heat, So it ain't like 3 years ago, When it was quite a feat To survive an unheated house, With money long gone, To wear all the clothes, That I could put on, Beneath every blanket, The house did then own, But still it was too cold, I could not help but to groan... Somehow it tempered me, Ultimately it made me strong, Survival instincts, I had lacked for so long... Phones, money, food, Gas, electricity too, Became things i had to learn, How, without, I must do Somehow I survived, And learned a lesson well, The world was not the oyster, Of this sorry old tom bell.