Spider's Lament
I stood upon the toilet seat
And waited for the piercing scream –
I knew she’d ‘love’ my hairy legs
And beady eyes of glowing green.
At last she rushed into the loo –
It wasn’t worth the bloody wait –
She sat right down and squashed me flat
And now I’ve got five legs, not eight!
Copyright © Jack Horne | Year Posted 2011
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