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Spider's Lament

I stood upon the toilet seat And waited for the piercing scream – I knew she’d ‘love’ my hairy legs And beady eyes of glowing green. At last she rushed into the loo – It wasn’t worth the bloody wait – She sat right down and squashed me flat And now I’ve got five legs, not eight!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 1/3/2013 10:55:00 AM
remembering this one. One of your best FUNNY ones.
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Date: 4/25/2011 4:52:00 PM
hahaha. Nice one, Jack. I needed this chuckle. ^__^
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Date: 4/22/2011 4:43:00 PM
hahhahahhaha! oh my gosh, thank you for the laughs, Jack :D --poor spidey!!tsk, tsk-- thank you so much for all your wonderful comments-- I will try my best to catch up when I can and super congrats on all your wins! I totally enjoy reading your poetry :D!! Enjoy your day!
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Date: 4/22/2011 12:17:00 AM
hahahaha. Hilarious, Jack. the only footle i can think of is funny bunny right now. How lame!! too many contests coming up for me to do footles. I have got to think what to do next what to do next. thanks for your comments today. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 4/21/2011 9:11:00 AM
What a hoot, Jack! It must have been dark in "the loo," or she might have screamed and ran out. Thanks for the laugh (and the Easter Card)! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 4/21/2011 8:55:00 AM
Funny, you are a gifted poet ~~
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