Space

Kermit went into space one day aboard that illustrious rocket X. Miss Piggy wasn’t far behind, so as to be there with her man. Those W.I.E.R.D. frogs of mine, came along, hitching, for the ride. Can you imagine what any aliens would think, finding them inside? Of course, they were heading straight to Mars, for first contact with that face. Then off, to sightsee near the North Pole, to check out that great worm place. They expect to hitch a ride from there, from the aliens… to view Saturn’s rings. Then off for a jaunt to Alpha Centauri to find that lost family of Robinson’s. If only our great government could’ve got their act together… Perhaps… They could’ve done the exact same thing. But Nooo, they’re impossibly set. And of course, Miss Piggy can take the blame if public relations… become upset. We really don’t want the first people aliens see, to be our crazy Congress, yet. The W.I.E.R.D frogs can be most entertaining, as they croon out modern songs. Singing in acappella, with break dancing will add a great touch, as they go along. I’m sure, old Kermit can curtail Miss Piggy, so the aliens get a word in edgewise. And with his endearing personality, I’m sure they’ll become great alien… allies.