Southern heat wave blues

It’s ninety one but feels like more,
Like I opened up the Devil’s front door.
He said “Come on in!” with a fire breath grin
Now I’m sweatin' places I ain’t ever been.

The sidewalk’s cookin’ eggs on the sly,
Birds stopped chirpin', too hot to fly.
Even my dog gave me that judgmental look,
Like, “Take me out again and you’re getting cooked.”

Humidity’s clingy like a bad first date,
Stickin’ to me like it’s true soulmate.
My shirt’s now soup, my socks are stew,
And I swear my flip flops just melted through.

AC’s gaspin’, fan’s wheezin’ low 
I bribed ‘em both just to halfway blow.
My iced tea’s warm, my will is weak,
I’ve been napping in the fridge since Tuesday this week.

So if you see me walking slow and fried,
Just know it’s the heat I ain’t yet died.
But tell my kin if I do collapse:
Bury me somewhere with cold sweet snacks.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Pettit Avatar
July 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
You deserved to be a winner with this entry! Good descriptiveness and rhyming.
Ehauer Avatar
July 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Thank you
Jones Avatar
July 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sent u soupmail today :0)
Jones Avatar
June 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Jre Jre your unique humor made me giggle! Thanks for your entry and congratulations on your win! Your support in my contest means a lot to me! Please allow me time to get organized and I will format the book and get your final permission much later ok?
Ehauer Avatar
June 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Oh gosh super excited I didn't expect to win. Sounds good to me thank you so much.
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