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Soup Poop

I once knew a poet named Jan
She writes when sitting on the can
Some people here at soup
Think her poems are poop
Not everyone is a Jan fan!


Contest: Sensitive Community
Sponsor Skat (but a PD contest)
02~24~16

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2016

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Tom Quigley Date: 3/21/2016 9:46:00 PM Hysterical! Love it. Congrats on the Contest! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/22/2016 3:54:00 PM I have posted a couple of limericks recently Tom - you may find them quite amusing lol:-) hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A Date: 3/20/2016 12:35:00 AM Jan :) Congratulations on your awesome Sensitive community Limerick win. --Love Linda-- Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2016 5:34:00 AM Thanks Linda:-) hugs jan xx

Anisha Dutta Date: 3/16/2016 12:28:00 PM Congrats Jan to win on your wonderful poem. Hugs . Anisha D Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2016 5:34:00 AM Thanks so much Linda:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 3/16/2016 1:50:00 AM Wow lovely Jan.. congrats on big win.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2016 5:34:00 AM Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/15/2016 3:45:00 PM BIG congrats. ON a very well deserved win, my friend. I am a JAN FAN Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2016 5:36:00 AM Thanks for all your support Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 3/15/2016 12:27:00 PM Congratulations on a 'top of the poops' win, Jan! Well done:) hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2016 5:37:00 AM I'm sitting on top of the pile with this win Paul lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Roy Jerden Date: 3/15/2016 11:16:00 AM Congratulations, Jan! I'm sure it was quite a relief to finish at the top of the pile. Way to go, girl! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2016 5:37:00 AM LOL Roy lets leave my piles out of it lol - Love your humour and to me you are King of the limericks:-) hugs Jan xx

Teddy Kimathi Date: 3/15/2016 6:37:00 AM Greetings Jan. Congrats for your top placement in the contest!!! ;-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2016 5:38:00 AM Thanks Teddy:-) hugs Jan xx

Anindya Mohan Tagore Date: 3/14/2016 8:50:00 PM Haha! Yes, I know one. Sometimes poopy things are needed for humour. And I always love it. XOXO, Bobby Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/20/2016 5:34:00 AM Thanks so much Bobby:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 3/14/2016 5:43:00 PM Hubby and I think your poems are poopy we like them!!!! Strike out the band get your head out of the sand your the best in the land we are Jan's fans congratulations on your win !!!:-) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2016 6:02:00 PM aww thanks so much Eve if I can make someone smile with one of my ramblings then my job is done:-) hugs Jan xx

Jean Murray Date: 3/14/2016 3:21:00 PM Jan, I'm a fan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2016 4:42:00 PM Aww thanks I'm a Jean fan:-) hugs Jan xx

Carrie Richards Date: 3/14/2016 2:47:00 PM One never knows when he or she may be "moved" to write a poem !! LOL !!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2016 4:41:00 PM ha ha ha love that comment Carrie:-) hugs Jan xx

Beautiful Scars Date: 3/14/2016 12:16:00 PM Jan, this limerick is so awesome! I love your limericks! -luloo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2016 2:19:00 PM Thanks so much LuLoo just a tongue in cheek write:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith Date: 3/14/2016 11:17:00 AM I knew you had it in you, congratulations Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2016 2:19:00 PM Thanks so much Charlie:-) hugs Jan xx

Skat A Date: 3/14/2016 10:21:00 AM LOL, Jan, so true, so true, Not everyone is a Jan Fan, but you sure made me laugh with this. :-) Congratulations on your awesome Limerick win. Stop by my latest blog and drop a smile ;-) Celebrate and enjoy my winning list. **SKAT LOVE** Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2016 2:21:00 PM WOW Skat I am absolutely delighted to be a podium winner - so lovely to see you back:-) hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell Date: 3/14/2016 10:15:00 AM and me lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/14/2016 2:20:00 PM Thanks so much Stephen:-) hugs Jan xx

Timothy Hicks Date: 2/25/2016 8:44:00 PM So that's where your inspiration comes from ... guess that explains the grook about the "gusts of terrible wind"! Nice to have a little potty humor now and then ... I keep seeing these limericks for the Sensitive Contest, and I actually haven't clicked on it ... I'm assuming the goal is to make a joke about yourself? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/26/2016 3:47:00 AM Yes you are to write a poem about yourself and how sensitive you are towards remarks, comments, feedback- it must start with I once knew a poet named xxxx. I was criticised for writing about 'poop' or maybe my poems are simply crap but I do like to laugh at myself lol:-) hugs jan xx

Debbie Guzzi Date: 2/25/2016 4:41:00 PM PD likes poop poem, you gave her a good one! Light & love Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/25/2016 4:43:00 PM LOL I hope she likes my tongue in cheek poem Debbie :-) hugs Jan xx

Carlene Simpson Date: 2/25/2016 8:32:00 AM HaHaHa!!!! good luck in the contest Jan Login to Reply Carlene Simpson Date: 3/14/2016 7:36:00 PM HEY!!.....the "poop'' made #1!! CONGRATs Jan. Jan Allison Date: 2/25/2016 12:47:00 PM Thanks so much Carlene:-) hugs Jan xx

White Sage Date: 2/25/2016 7:22:00 AM atleast none of her poems smells any bad, so she's free to write anywhere lol...excellent take on the contest Jan, best of luck Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/25/2016 12:46:00 PM Thanks so much White Sage:-) hugs Jan xx

Eileen Manassian Date: 2/25/2016 3:48:00 AM You silly woman!!! ;) Good one for Skat/PD contest, dear. Good luck! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/25/2016 6:42:00 AM Ha Ha - you sound just like Flo there hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 2/25/2016 2:23:00 AM Very lovely Jan.. great wit.. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/25/2016 3:37:00 AM Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 2/24/2016 9:09:00 PM Hello Jan ... don't worry about the 'figjam's' Jan. Your writing is entertaining and I look forward to reading it - good luck - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/25/2016 3:37:00 AM Thanks Lindsay - its just a fun write for the contest - if people don't like our work then so be it. I lurch from verbal diarrhea to my pen being constipated lol:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 2/24/2016 6:00:00 PM Very, very good - way to go, Jan ... CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/24/2016 6:01:00 PM Just a fun write - will be interested to see your poem based on your name lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 2/24/2016 5:46:00 PM I thought the last line should be...ooops I better turn on the fan...lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 2/24/2016 5:50:00 PM ha ha ha love it Tim:-) been having fun with another poet writing farty poems lol :-) I've Got to thank you for the 'can' word it is a phrase you told me about so i thought I would use it lol hugs Jan xx

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