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Sorry, Jack's Met His Demise

Now this is going to be a real challenge Looking at things from a woman's perspective How the ladies react to flattery Do they buy it or think it's ineffective Real behaviour that grabs their attention If you appear like a real newbie That's when this sweet lil mommy sets in You're likely to win over this cutie Don't mean to sound like a know it all But this guy's been around for a while On this touchy subject I'm surely no expert But boyishness wins by a mile Never sound slick, girls find it pompous You're done for before you get started Appear kinda nervous and a wee bit uneasy Convincing her is usually the hardest Get her attention then your instincts kicks in You've reached the first step on the way Don't seem aggressive, just a bit apprehensive Like a part in a love ballet I don't guarantee success every time But in general you're chances are better You'll be blushing and smiling from ear to ear And be on the right of the ledger This advice is invaluable but it's free of charge I offer it as a service to guys But don't write me letters if it doesn't work out I'll say, “Sorry, Jack's met his demise” © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 3/10/2015 12:40:00 PM
What an unappropriate title... very shrewd Jack...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/10/2015 3:08:00 PM
I've never been called "shrewd" before! Is that good! LOL Much smooching... Jack xxx
Date: 2/26/2015 3:27:00 PM
I bow to the master : )
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Date: 2/26/2015 3:53:00 PM
Aw shucks! Thanks Mr. Tim! You're making me blush! LOL
Date: 2/26/2015 10:16:00 AM
Unfortunately Dragon's going to be single for a VERY long time... He thinks coy is a fish in a pond... And uneasiness is for the other guy. Especially, when he breathes fire... He's stuborn and thinks a few puffs of fire and smoke is where it's at. But what lady wants to lose her eye brows and to smell like a puff of smoke...So you can't hit your demise soon, for Dragon will need LOTS of help from a pro... And Santa Jack is the best pro that Dragon will ever know!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/26/2015 11:05:00 AM
You mean "coy" is NOT a fish??? I'm relinquishing my title of "Santa" Jack after having to trim down my beard for my CPAP machine! :( xxx
Date: 2/26/2015 6:33:00 AM
Thought I'd check in for more of your "nonsense". LOL. You used the title as a bait! And about that theory you've proposed, it doesn't work all the time! Love your nonsense though. :D Kim
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Date: 2/26/2015 6:50:00 AM
Aha! The title got ya eh!!! Titles are most important, something I learned from my days in advertising! Big huggsies and much love, Jack xxx

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