Something New Premiere Contest Winner

Yepper-doddle, today I’ll use my own noddle.         
My prized antique frame sustained a despised bust.    
Wanting to show my man the tough dough in my crust,
I found strong glue and told that goo I was nonplussed.    
Next, I grabbed frame, soda and sat on my sofa.
   
Three tries – no prize, so with both eyes quite wide,
I called the glue a boob lube, dumb as a square loop,
and threatened to incise its worthless insides.
I rose, fetched pose and a calming balm libation,
then returned to pestering with less sweltering.

Glue applied, both sides, I made my hands a vice
and, well fries n’ flies, I squeezed degrees of might.
Bullet sweat, my muscles clinched like a barrette,
I pressed longer than tourists eating pullets.
Then when gingerly, tenderly letting go – 

          glue thoroughly, tauntingly offended me - 

son of a bee, ugly as his glue-mom-harlot,
refused to seam my antique frame back to its gleam. 
Past bummed, I stood to sweetly summon my husband,
but my feet stuck to carpet, mucked as a tar pit.






CayCay Jennings
October 16, 2018

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 6/28/2020 1:38:00 AM
How funny, probably not for you though. A very clever write and a joy to read.
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Date: 11/10/2018 5:21:00 PM
Nina did love this CayCay and I am so happy to see you get a Trophy win for this poem! Big Congrats CayCay! You deserve it! Hugs, Connie : ) xxoo
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Date: 11/5/2018 1:11:00 AM
Blessings and best wishes, CayCay - congratulations on your superb win in Nina's challenging contest, my friend, keep up the excellent work! :-) <3
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Date: 10/28/2018 5:48:00 PM
very witty CayCay, many congrats on your trophy win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 10/28/2018 4:23:00 AM
Very creative CayCay, congratulations on your top win. Tom.
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Date: 10/28/2018 2:25:00 AM
Very clever, CayCay, and suitably off-kilter for Nina. Congrats! Viv x
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Date: 10/27/2018 7:53:00 PM
That was really different! I think I’m nonplussed! Great imaginative imagery! Congratulations!
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CayCay Jennings
Date: 10/27/2018 7:56:00 PM
That's me - different with little effort. Know that I am grinning. Delighted to have your comments, Brian, and I thank you for coming over. Be blessed ... CayCay
Date: 10/27/2018 12:02:00 PM
Congrats on your top win, CayCay, with this most imaginative number. Well done.
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Date: 10/27/2018 7:57:00 PM
Hey, Line, I'm so glad to know you enjoyed my crazy glue story. It was great fun to write. Thank you ... CayCay
Date: 10/27/2018 11:23:00 AM
Lol! Hilarious! Congratulations on your fine trophy win! xomo
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Date: 10/27/2018 11:48:00 AM
Thank you, Maureen. It was a fun write for me. Good to see you. Poetry hugs ... CayCay
Date: 10/17/2018 9:41:00 AM
Know the feeling, not confined to females, well done CayCay, best wishes...
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Date: 10/16/2018 1:32:00 PM
Hello CayCay, Best of Luck in the contest with this one!! You may be the "Winner" with this one. A really funny rhyme -- and oh so inventive as well. Enjoyed it immensely. Cheers and Best, Gary
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Date: 10/16/2018 9:21:00 AM
This was really funny, had me glued to the screen and chuckling. : ) This will do well in the contest. Best of luck my friend.
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Date: 10/16/2018 6:12:00 AM
uh oh. Did some of the boob lube get on your feet? Son of a bee! Very witty, CayCay.
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Date: 10/16/2018 5:36:00 AM
This is new with a wonderful ending, CayCay:)
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Date: 10/16/2018 2:50:00 AM
You gave me my smile before bed! thank you!
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Date: 10/16/2018 2:38:00 AM
Nina should love this CayCay. It was amusing, especially your ending! I just can't write anything funny. I have tried. Best of luck in the contest! : )
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