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Someone Was Telling Huge Porkie Pies

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Peter purchased a cute 'micro pig' Over time it grew ever so big! It cannot be denied That the seller had lied If he’s caught he’ll end up in the brig! 01~02~16

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Eve Roper

Date: 1/24/2017 9:18:00 PM

haha... happen to me with my doggie but not that big Hugs

Peter Dome

Date: 1/3/2017 5:09:00 PM

Ha ha.What a piggy tail. Love it. Hope you are ok. Love the pics. Well done. Best wishes. Pete.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/6/2017 4:27:00 AM

Some people really get caught out by people telling porkies lol:-) Happy new Year:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Pettit

Date: 1/3/2017 2:51:00 PM

Reminds me of a pet shop owner who told his customer he was buying a Chihuahua pup when in reality, the pup was a Great Dane.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:53:00 PM

ha ha ha he sure was 'sold a pup' Robert! Happy new Year:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 1/3/2017 1:59:00 PM

Peter got the wrong end of the stick...I'm sure the seller said 'microwave' :) // The temperature here is freezing today...and we don't have central heating in the house!! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:49:00 PM

ha ha ha love the pig comment - gosh sorry about the weather we always assume Malta to be warm - cuddle up to Sheila to keep warm!:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 1/3/2017 12:36:00 PM

Lol! Jan, that micro pig too cute:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:50:00 PM

The pics are just off the web - the little pig is so cute but so many people are duped with what they think is a micro pig and its just a real piglet:-( hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/3/2017 11:30:00 AM

haha, Good one, Jan. How are you today? I got a SNOW day. YEAHHHH. i NEED THE MONEY. BUT OH WELL.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:50:00 PM

oh that's snow joke Andrea - hope it clears and you can get to work tomorrow:) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance

Date: 1/3/2017 9:54:00 AM

mmm... bacon... the more the merrier... ;) lol

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:51:00 PM

mmm I love bacon too lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 1/3/2017 9:20:00 AM

Looks like a lot of bacon to me. :) This was fun Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:54:00 PM

I love bacon mmm:-) We actually had 2 pigs on the smallholding where I grew up BUT I would never eat pork for months when they were slaughtered lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 1/3/2017 9:11:00 AM

LOL Jan, those pictures :) Macro pigs are cute too, and they make for wonderful pork chops.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:54:00 PM

ha ha ha :-) hugs Jan xx

Dan Cwiak

Date: 1/3/2017 6:32:00 AM

What a clever and wonderful write, Jan. It fits the picture so well, there is truly a mouthful said in your eloquent words. Great job.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:55:00 PM

The pics are just random ones off the web but people do get duped into thinking they are buying a tiny pig when in reality it will grow into a full sized animal:-( hugs Jan xx

Len Gasun

Date: 1/3/2017 2:49:00 AM

Aw...it grew really huge! Thanks for sharing and smiles my dear friend, Jan!:) Hugs!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:56:00 PM

Like topsy it kept growing lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 1/2/2017 9:44:00 PM

That's a whole lotta hog! If I buy a microbrew will it grow into a keg of beer? just sayin... huggerhams ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:57:00 PM

its worth a try John lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 1/2/2017 8:30:00 PM

Don't judge:) Haven't you ever heard of hog heaven? Lol Love the humor, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:57:00 PM

That pig would surely hog the limelight in heaven its so huge!:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 1/2/2017 7:44:00 PM

I cant believe this, so hilarious, I have no words left, I am Silent!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:58:00 PM

ha ha ha I love it when I render you speechless lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/2/2017 6:37:00 PM

ha! don't know if the photos or poem came first, but they go perfectly together, jan! thanks for the smile tonight...

Jan Allison
Date: 1/3/2017 2:59:00 PM

The poems come first then I search the web for suitable pics:-) these two pics were not together I was just trying to find extremes of size lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 1/2/2017 5:37:00 PM

Lol.. The pig is hogging the sofa...Happy New Year Jan...hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2017 5:39:00 PM

ha ha ha great comment Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Cheryl Hoffman

Date: 1/2/2017 5:26:00 PM

Met a woman in my local park last summer who was walking her micro pig; if only I knew back then I'd tell her it was going to grow THAT BIG, lol! (True story!) Love the pics & your poem Jan!:)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2017 5:28:00 PM

There are some unscrupulous people who sell ordinary piglets as micropigs - the pics are just ones I found on the web - no idea if the guy on the sofa was sold a micro pig but it could happen lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 1/2/2017 5:16:00 PM

he just might eat you...lol

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2017 5:20:00 PM

ha ha ha I found the pic of the guy on the sofa and then one of a micro pig lol - can you imagine having a porker living in the house lol:-( hugs Jan xx

Adeniji Toluwalope Gideon

Date: 1/2/2017 4:36:00 PM

Jan, this is greatly humorous; I really love your sense of humour. A 7!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2017 4:38:00 PM

Thanks Adeniji I do like to try and make people smile with many of my poems:-) hugs Jan xx

John Fleming

Date: 1/2/2017 3:58:00 PM

Lol...Puts a smile on my face, Jan! All the very best for your New Year.. .May it be a contented and rewarding one. My regards! :) john

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2017 4:02:00 PM

Thanks John :-) as long as I remain happy and healthy that is all I can ask for 2017:-) Hope 2017 is a good one for us all:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/2/2017 1:35:00 PM

- :))) .... Omg .... the whole couch - He became really fooled - The taste is as the butt .... some like them small ... others like them big .... :))) - a 7 ... you gave me a big smile, Jan - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/2/2017 2:51:00 PM

You hear of people buying micro pigs but they are just normal piglets and they grow enormous:-( hugs Jan xx