Someone For Everyone

The size and shape of your Chiclet's teeth Remind me I need some gum Don't want the rank and file of my breath To make you turn and run The cold neon lights of this restaurant Really highlights your pasty skin Bringing out the true beauty Of your darkened eyes so far sunken in I knew this would be special, our first date So I did my best to comb over my thinning hair My Uni-Brow didn't part so well But I knew by the looks of you, you wouldn't care When it is we that hug My hairy back tickles your sweaty palms Our mumbo lips fit perfectly When the awkward kiss finally rolls around We're a match made in heaven Or somewhere there about's There's someone out there for everyone Is what we've both just happily figured out