Some Pro's and Con's of Being Virtually Connected To Reality 3rd Byte

Gooey glop getting suctioned out technicians venting expletives emphasized obvious NO FOOD OR DRINK rule to abide cuz suctioning tower or laptop presented vulnerability plus unforeseen downfall against fried food and greasy hands ended up hide ding in hardest to reach locale on circuit board no matter how expert pried yelling out gratitude to geek squad member helping before he/she went out side door eagerly awaiting remotely controlled self driving vehicle transporting techie guru home to an obscure gated destination, an uninterrupted distant, yet pleasant ride. eventually amateurs encouraged to tinker like an apprenticed tailor akin as raw troubleshooting recruit oft playfully feigned to be soldier spy pretending to repair bowel of computer when in truth visiting supposed shadowing dark side which lined illegal benefits of labor saving devices), the sound of silence (written on the subway walls) though heretics opposing latest technology and felt sinister chill (just ask Punxsutawney Phil), the Internet ranks as greatest dog sent rill lee where wiz kids ranked chatting killer apps with grateful dead information superhighway as heavenly manna with artificial intelligence street cred since introduction of white bread and powdered milk biscuits baked by Ahmed.