Jan Allison Poet Limerick

'sole' Mates

New dentist, he’s called Mister Payne 
His image is fixed in my brain
He wore fuzzy green socks
Pink suspenders and crocs
I’m hoping I’ll see him again!

I ogled him from the black chair
His quirky clothes sure made me stare
A red latex G-string
Hardly covered a thing
The rest of his body was bare!

He polished and checked all my teeth
And revealed his first name was Keith
He admired MY gold crocs
Lace basque and red socks
We’re dating tonight on the heath!

Fuzzy socks and crocs Poetry Contest

Sponsored by Francine Roberts

06/10/21

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Sara Kendrick August 1, 2021 at 1:54 PM Ha!! Ha!! Enjoyed reading this winner. I do wonder what would happen if I went to see the dentist in an unusual attire? I expect at my age they would just send me off. LOL..Congrats on this winner. Sara

Brian Strand July 12, 2021 at 10:02 PM Jan,a prize winner+ in my contest no 1009 Jan Allison July 13, 2021 at 1:10 AM Thanks Brian I'm thrilled as I didn't place in the contest it was written for:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds June 23, 2021 at 7:58 AM Hilarious Jan, I’d guess the bare dentist never has an empty chair… Belle Jan Allison July 13, 2021 at 1:08 AM lol Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie June 13, 2021 at 6:29 PM Hello Jan … very witty indeed Jan. I had no idea what crocs are so had to google it. Our crocs are a little different and you certainly wouldn’t be having a mate amongst them. Youse would BE dinner - thanks again Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison June 14, 2021 at 5:49 PM got to say i don't own crocs or fuzzy socks lol:-) hugs jan xx

Nancy Kaufman June 13, 2021 at 2:05 PM very very funny and so entertaining.. Jan Allison June 13, 2021 at 3:47 PM I never know what will inspire me - this was with a trip to the dentist looming and i woke with the first verse in my head lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta June 11, 2021 at 12:03 PM What a gas! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison June 11, 2021 at 3:58 PM Thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus June 11, 2021 at 9:11 AM Amazing what a prompt such as "Fuzzy socks and crocs" can produce! A truly enjoyable Limerick string, Jan. Incidentally, my female dentist is not as adventurous as yours :) Hugs // paul Jan Allison June 11, 2021 at 3:57 PM Thanks Paul, my dentist is called George lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph P. DiMino June 10, 2021 at 7:38 PM After reading this, I don't think I can every again sit in a Dentist Office without an out of place grin on my face. Love it! Jan Allison June 11, 2021 at 5:06 AM Thanks Joe!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf June 10, 2021 at 5:41 PM Did he do a pole dance or a lap dance for you too, Jan?! lol. And how many tatoos?... Speaking of that name: My first wife's 2nd ob-gynecologist was, really, named Dr. Payne. Pretty funny. :) gw Jan Allison June 11, 2021 at 5:05 AM lol great story GW:-) hugs Jan x xx

Judy Ball June 10, 2021 at 5:37 PM This is a great Limerick Jan. Love it. It really made me giggle. Hmmm, Just where is this dentist. God Bless, JB Jan Allison June 11, 2021 at 5:05 AM hopefully he doesnt exist lol, poem was inspired as I was off to the dentist yesterday morning:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues June 10, 2021 at 5:13 PM LOL! Love the title and these sole mates. Everyone else stay away... Jan Allison June 11, 2021 at 5:04 AM Thanks Kim i had fun with the title!:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood June 10, 2021 at 2:35 PM Hmm... I’d be checking out his credentials if I were you, Jan. Funny write (even if it has put me off dentists forever!). Good luck in contest. Terry Jan Allison June 10, 2021 at 2:43 PM lol Terry, I wonder what my dentist would make of the silly poem lol:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer June 10, 2021 at 1:58 PM jan - you've outdone yourself with this one! hilarious! i don't see how any contest poem can top this one... Jan Allison July 13, 2021 at 1:09 AM I got an n/a with the sponsor but entered it into Brian's contest and placed first like all the others in his contest but its a good way to showcase poems:-) hugs Jan xx Jan Allison June 10, 2021 at 2:42 PM Thanks Ilene, it's amazing that a forthcoming trip to the dentist was preying on my mind overnight hence I woke up with the first verse and had to rush to write it down:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh June 10, 2021 at 12:07 PM This one is like a scene from the Rocky Horror Show Jan, you have some imagination, or are there secret going ons, in your little Isle of Man, I wonder, brilliant, all the best in the contest, cheers David Jan Allison June 10, 2021 at 1:03 PM lol Thanks David:-) hugs jan xx David Kavanagh June 10, 2021 at 12:51 PM I’m sure it will have plenty of bite like all your poems, perhaps a scene from Jaws, oh I’m getting worse, cheers. Jan Allison June 10, 2021 at 12:11 PM I've never seen Rocky Horror show just have a vivid imagination -its amazing how things like a dental appointment pray on your mind hence waking up with the idea... got to have a tooth out goodness only knows what I will come up with the night before that happens lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. June 10, 2021 at 11:53 AM Lol! Jan, You hit the ball of the park with your hilarious string of limericks. He almost “bared it all” minus the g string and crocs!I knew you would write something funny. I’m sure the sponsor will think so too. Congrats in advance:-) Alexis Jan Allison June 10, 2021 at 11:59 AM Thanks Alexis, I hope it makes Francine smile:-) hugs jan xx

Jenna Logan June 10, 2021 at 11:45 AM Jan, you and Keith sound like you'd make a perfect pair...now don't slap me...wink. ha ha I'm not sure which of you is the worst dresser. At least your red socks matched his G string...Oh what a vision that presented...ooph Jan Allison June 10, 2021 at 11:53 AM lol Jenna I was nervous about going to the dentist this morning and woke with the first stanza and the rest just flowed a few hours later:-) I wanted the poem to have a twist and hope it came through with the shared (lack) of dress sense :-) hugs jan xx

L Milton Hankins June 10, 2021 at 11:32 AM LOL! Okay, okay, so you nailed it! What a dentist...he bared it all, eh? Jan Allison June 10, 2021 at 11:35 AM I am glad to say my dentist George was perfectly attired when I saw him this morning lol, i know the appointment was on my mind and woke with the first stanza in my head!:-) hugs Jan xx

Darlene De Beaulieu June 10, 2021 at 11:18 AM Hello Jan, sounds like a winner to me for the contest. Hugs Darlene De Beaulieu June 10, 2021 at 3:33 PM xx Darlene De Beaulieu June 10, 2021 at 3:32 PM Hello Jan, I feel the same way about the dentist. My ghost writer wakes me up from a deep sleep. To write a title for my poem. Hugs. Jan Allison June 10, 2021 at 11:20 AM Thanks Darlene, I woke with the first stanza in my head, I was nervous about going to the dentist this morning:-) hugs Jan xx