Social Media Here I Come - In Trump's Own Words

I won't be muzzled or silenced My words will be heard, The fake Media's so biased Their coverage absurd. They spew venom against me My followers trashed every day, Yet on this they all seem to agree Without Trump the bills they can't pay. With this said and done I got thinking Why not to control all the news, This notion gave me the inkling Build a site to champion my views. Big and bold, full of stuff To ensure all my fans are amused, Talk to be straight, words sometimes gruff Content to keep all the lefties bemused. What a great thought, can't wait to start With this I'll conquer the Earth, Twitter's old news, I'll tear them apart Shredding their reach from my turf. As to the others, what can I say Watch the real Master perform, All they can do is whimper and pray Then hide from my beautiful storm.