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Diahrrhoea Runs In My Genes

Why is diahrrhoea known as ‘the runs’ When it makes you sit on the loo all day Oh hang on a minute, I’ve got to go …oh heck I must rush The contents of my stomach need to pour out of my tush English spelling used* 13th November 2014

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Debbie Guzzi

Date: 11/17/2014 5:04:00 PM

good question hmmm maybe because you have to run fast to the pot? Light & Love

Jan Allison
Date: 11/17/2014 5:06:00 PM

lol I guess so Debbie:-) Hugs jan xx

Liam Mcdaid

Date: 11/14/2014 7:27:00 PM

this really got me smiling excellent pen dear pal

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 7:30:00 PM

Thanks Liam. I love my humourous writes but I've had a go at a romantic write tonight:-) hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 11/14/2014 3:05:00 PM

Hi Jan....looks like you have organized a fun-run...I've noticed many people running around here. Guess I'm ok...nothing wrong with those fontanella cakes:) hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 3:08:00 PM

Oh don't taunt me Paul Fontanellas -oh can't wait to come back:-) Hugs Jan xx

Cecilia Macfarlane

Date: 11/14/2014 1:44:00 PM

Jan, love this funny write, thanks for the laugh. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 11/14/2014 1:46:00 PM

Thanks Cecilia:-) If I make people smile then i have achieved my aim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison

Date: 11/13/2014 5:29:00 PM

Hello?... Jan?... are you there? Oh well when you get back, I'll give you a naughty high five!!! XXXX

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 5:44:00 PM

High 5 dear brother Jack:-) Hugs Jan xx will watch out for you tomorrow:-)

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/13/2014 5:32:00 PM

BTW Watch for my "Nothing But Fig Leaves" tomorrow! XX

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/13/2014 2:42:00 PM

Oh good! What's that, ah crap, ok let me know when you're back.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 2:48:00 PM

I'm back:-) thanks for dropping by - careful this thing is contagious - I wonder does Diahrrhoea run in families? Hugs jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 11/13/2014 1:26:00 PM

I was about to read your poem until I read your note. Give me a ding when you get back.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 2:38:00 PM

I'm back - ooops got to dash lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop

Date: 11/13/2014 11:31:00 AM

What did you eat to get inspired this way. Lol!!Funny : )lol ..Made me spit my coffee : )

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 2:38:00 PM

LOL Sweet and sour chicken LOL hugs Jan xxx Seriously there is a winter virus going round the Island and I heard a news story about it. Had a few cases at school recently - thankfully not been affected... yet:-( Paul mailed - he went to Fontanella's at the weekend - am soooo jealous:-( Hugs Jan xxx

Ken Carroll

Date: 11/13/2014 11:16:00 AM

As they say, "when you gotta go, you gotta go"..lol Good write Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 2:35:00 PM

Thanks Ken:-) Hugs Jan xx

Brenda Meier-Hans

Date: 11/13/2014 9:54:00 AM

Casarah's comment is perfect. The question is Do I want to think about it? LOL.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 9:56:00 AM

Oh as you can see Brenda I am very philosophical and deep thinking today lol:-) hugs Jan xxx

Casarah Nance

Date: 11/13/2014 9:19:00 AM

very uh thought provoking. hugs

Brenda Meier-Hans
Date: 11/13/2014 9:52:00 AM

HAHAHA

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 9:37:00 AM

ha ha ha thanks for dropping by Cas:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Jasmine Cruz

Date: 11/13/2014 8:41:00 AM

ooh my God Jan I about ran reading this lol lol lol too funny. what a great poem thanks for the laughs

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 8:43:00 AM

thanks Jasmine - it's amazing where inspiration comes from to write a poem - opps gotta dash lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Meade

Date: 11/13/2014 8:35:00 AM

The lower GI has its day! As a runner, I have ran this race many times over the years . . . short dashes are better than long runs . . . hope you have a "walk-loo" day!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 8:39:00 AM

Thanks David - the winter vomiting bug is hitting the Island - guess that's twice the problem! Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 11/13/2014 8:32:00 AM

Lol....thanks for the smiles... Hugs Tim

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 8:37:00 AM

Thanks Tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Terry O'Leary

Date: 11/13/2014 8:22:00 AM

Why... one of thegrea philosophical questions of our time... of all time... ;-)) (funny poem!)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2014 8:26:00 AM

lol thanks Terry:-) Hugs Jan xx