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Poor Frosty was built upside down and quickly he’s talk of the town He’s not wearing his smalls so folks see his snowballs - his smile soon turns into a frown! When Santa learns of Frosty’s plight he orders some work late that night So his wife Mrs Clause knits Frosty some new drawers - but his ‘carrot’ doesn’t hang right! *drawers classed as one syllable as per the UK pronunciation of the word Both limericks 8,8,6,6,8 Christmas Limericks Old or New Contest Sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire Edited 11/30/18

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Date: 12/13/2018 7:23:00 PM
Loving this one again, jan. Belated congrats in Carolyn's contest. I forgot to do something. I am gonna go see if I ever faved your funniest poem!! (I'll go see my fave list and see if a funny poem of yours is on it. Remember you asked me what I thought your funniest was? I hope I find one that i had faved )
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Date: 12/3/2018 9:37:00 AM
Back with congrats Jan. I bet it was a wonky carrot that Morrison's sell lol. Tom.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/3/2018 2:20:00 PM
ha ha ha I wouldn't know we don't have a branch here - if its a bent carrot he may need surgery lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/3/2018 8:53:00 AM
Always a pleasure to see you in a humorous mood, Jan:) Enjoyed your double Limerick, and pleased to see we're sharing the same podium! Hugs // paul
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/3/2018 2:19:00 PM
I can write a limerick in about 2 mins Paul I just love the form:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/2/2018 7:55:00 PM
LOL...Love this, Jan...classical and quite humorous indeed...returning the congrats on your win...well done! Hugs // Charlie xx
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Date: 12/3/2018 2:19:00 PM
Thanks so much Charlie:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2018 6:52:00 PM
A wonderful and classy-bawdy winner, Jan! Nice one. :) gw
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Date: 12/3/2018 2:15:00 PM
Thanks so much Gershon:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2018 6:38:00 PM
Congrats, Jan, for your well-deserved win for this very witty write!
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Date: 12/3/2018 2:15:00 PM
Thanks so much Robert:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/2/2018 5:07:00 PM
Lol..Congrats on your win Jan..
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Date: 12/2/2018 5:21:00 PM
Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/2/2018 12:22:00 PM
How I love the naughty humor in your limerick, Jan. I didn't even need to see the photo to get the image because you described it so well. Competition for this contest was awesome and you did a great job. Thanks for supporting the contest with your witty verse. Sending love and best wishes for the holidays, Carolyn
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/2/2018 4:57:00 PM
Thanks so much for a great contest, I'm delighted to be on your list I thought I may be a little off the Christmas theme:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 6:36:00 PM
OMG...I hope this is a top winner Jan! I am Faving it! It made me laugh so hard! You are the BEST at this form! xxoo : )
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Date: 12/2/2018 4:57:00 PM
Thanks so much for your lovely comment Connie:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 5:58:00 PM
Snowballs hanging upside down, Mr Snowman wearing a frown... So very funny... Made me laugh.. I am still chuckling now - DAMOx
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Date: 12/2/2018 4:56:00 PM
Thanks Damo:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 2:55:00 PM
Well I don’t know how you make snowmen in the Isle of Man but it sounds like you go into GREAT detail haha! You filthy lot!! Great limericks Jan, should scream to the top of the winners’ list!
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Date: 12/2/2018 4:56:00 PM
thanks Nina, i got 3rd - am happy to be on the list:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 12:29:00 PM
Sounds as if Frosty really got more than he bargained. It probably made him 'bawl'.
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Date: 12/1/2018 1:34:00 PM
lol Curtis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 7:32:00 AM
So, so funny, Jan. I can't stop laughing. Warmest Wishes~ Warren
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Date: 12/1/2018 8:56:00 AM
Thanks so much Warren I hope Carolyn finds it funny and not too bawdy:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 5:13:00 AM
Ha ha, cute one Jan!
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Date: 12/1/2018 8:55:00 AM
Thanks Tania:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/1/2018 5:05:00 AM
Poor snow man, we need to stick him in the freezer to stay cool. Thanks for our inspiring poem about comments. I have decided to make this Sunday comment day for all. I hope many decide to join in this venture, Have a wonderful day dear lady
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/1/2018 8:55:00 AM
That's a good idea but I can't dedicate that type of commitment too much else to do I'm afraid:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/30/2018 7:34:00 PM
If you know your anatomy, the carrot always hangs a little to the left so this guy will be just fine with those new drawers....love it Jan!!
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Date: 12/1/2018 8:53:00 AM
ha ha ha love the comment Mark:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/30/2018 4:17:00 PM
Nicely done sweet lady.. Luck in the contest. Since I'm no good at limericks not a contest I will enter..
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Date: 12/1/2018 8:53:00 AM
oh give it a try Eve, I'll help if you send me your poem:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/30/2018 10:50:00 AM
I just hate when the carrot doesn't hang right. :) This was funny Jan. I wish we had snow here, I would build a snowman just like the picture.
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Date: 12/1/2018 8:52:00 AM
I love snow - on Christmas cards only lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/30/2018 7:09:00 AM
....it's been said the difference between snowmen and snow women is.......go ahead.....you know it......s'no .........
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Date: 12/1/2018 8:51:00 AM
oh I couldn't possible say John lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/30/2018 2:57:00 AM
Maybe he needs a new carrot lol. Good luck Jan. Tom.
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Date: 12/1/2018 8:50:00 AM
It may be frozen hard lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/29/2018 11:37:00 PM
G'day Jan … you'd hardly want to walk into Mr. Snowman walking home from the pub late at night. He'd have you thinking you were walking upside down - thank you Jan - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/1/2018 8:46:00 AM
lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/29/2018 11:27:00 PM
humorous limerick /// I enjoyed it
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Date: 12/1/2018 8:46:00 AM
Thanks so much Mahtab:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 11/29/2018 10:09:00 PM
So funny Jan! GREAT JOB my friend!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/1/2018 8:42:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed Bobby:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/29/2018 7:10:00 PM
A fun limerick, Jan. Well done.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/1/2018 8:42:00 AM
Thanks Line:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 11/29/2018 6:51:00 PM
Funny!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/1/2018 8:42:00 AM
Thanks so much Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
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