Smart-Ass

There once was a lad who loved to eat soup He made it with beans so he'd always poop He'd let out a fart His **** it would SMART ~ Yet his friends thought him a big nincompoop

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Susan Ashley

Date: 11/5/2018 10:39:00 PM

Beans beans, they're good for your heart but not so good for what does SMART.. A rootin tootin fun limerick, Gershon! Warmest wishes my wonderful friend.. ~Susan

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/6/2018 7:43:00 PM

Just amazing that you could figure this one out, what with that four-star censorship in the fourth line. I guess 'arse' is such a vulgar word, especially these days. Gawd, surprising that I haven't been booted from P.S. yet....Susan, your support is always a boost! :) gw

Chris Green

Date: 11/5/2018 8:31:00 AM

It's not called the musical fruit for nothing. This was a BLAST my friend. :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/5/2018 8:54:00 PM

Let those Saddles Blaze away!