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SLAP the POET -Doc-

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SLAP the POET -Doc-

   ~ SLAP the POET ~

First, you come to splat my baby SKAT!
Now I'm gonna give you a slap like this and that.

You call yourself, Doc the Poet & Notorious FLIRT.
OUCH! Doc, being you must really hurt.

Thank you for waking me from my cat nap.
Now it's time to bend you over my lap.

I will spank you like a kid for talking crap.
Teaching you a lesson that will make you snap.

I will slap my hand across your face.
For posting your Acrostic disgrace.

On my face was a smile that you post
With a look you'll never know

Doc, like a kid, you call them my towers.
Claiming  my twins carry certain powers.

In a poem, Chris A. Once called them melons.
While my Hubby climbs and calls them Mount. SAINT Helene's.

Take some notes when you read this.
Don't talk about another mans double "D's" pillow kiss.

Don't make yourself out a poet fool.
Keep your cool and clean off your drool.

Don't end up like my Hubby who is lost in my abyss.
It's not my wits that got your dumb a$$ caught in reminisce.

            ~ SKAT ~
          (Dedication)
       (Dakarai Cobbs)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Date: 8/20/2016 9:36:00 AM
You sure know how to shatter glass houses. Love it!!
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Date: 10/10/2015 11:31:00 AM
ahahahahahaha.....funny read..still, seriously handled :) (Y) double like!! :) :*
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Date: 6/13/2015 7:55:00 PM
I love the Mount St Helene's line...Great slam Skat... This one's so nice I had to comment twice...:>)
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Date: 4/18/2014 2:25:00 AM
A fun read, thanks for the giggles.
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Date: 2/6/2014 7:45:00 PM
This is the first time I've seen a poet diss. This is cool! LOL
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Date: 11/2/2013 10:14:00 PM
skat I didn't know a sweet person like you could be this violent. LOL Do you need anger management or slap-a-holics. HEE HEE nice job Hugs
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Date: 9/1/2013 4:24:00 PM
well slammed Skat....he might need some medical attention.....thanks for stopping by
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Date: 6/29/2013 4:54:00 PM
Hi skat, nice to see u ,thanks for the comment vaibhav.zawar@gmail.com drop me a mail we can discuss
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Date: 6/26/2013 7:31:00 PM
aha....you slapped well :) ;)
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Date: 3/7/2013 3:53:00 AM
Dear Skat,knew I was right,Flourescant,Tough little clover you are.Shamrock.4 leaf clover,God bless you,and all that you do.Best wishes,Tracy. ----
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Date: 9/27/2010 2:28:00 PM
F U N N Y! love love love it! Thanks for the sweet words of support!
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Date: 9/22/2010 6:11:00 PM
Well, I've been to your blog spots, and seen u have hella-fine mnt. tops, dude musta just died from all his swollen lust, but DAMN!!, what a lovely way to get dropped!
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Date: 9/20/2010 3:19:00 PM
what more can I do but chuckle? Very entertaining, thoroughly enjoyed it in spite of not knowing those involved. You did a great job developing character! Bravo!
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Date: 9/18/2010 7:08:00 AM
what the bleeping blapping is this but some fun pun by the skat cat lol loved it and does place a grin on da face poor old doc got crocked lmao also thanks a ton for all your kind comments I will be back for this skat hugs
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Date: 9/7/2010 1:40:00 PM
Fun write! Made me smile, always a good thing. Thanks for the comment :) --Madison
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Date: 9/6/2010 4:09:00 PM
Wow Skat, Rat-a tat-tat, that's the end of that. You are da man. He ain't getting up. KO
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Date: 9/6/2010 12:50:00 PM
am chucklin' @ this raucous spoof! and thanks, always,Irma, for your comments! jimbo
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Date: 9/3/2010 9:27:00 AM
Oh! loved the slap in this! Not sure what its all about but I love the emotion here. Thank you for your kind comments on my poetry- have a great weekend :) hugs, Kris
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Date: 9/1/2010 10:38:00 PM
super duper quick hi Irma ^_^ thanks for letting me know about your wonderful & sweet contest-- will definitely try to come up with something for sweetheart Linda -- but hmm is says there for males only?? can I still join? enjoy your day & have fun here at the Soup I am out for now--- nikko :)
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Date: 9/1/2010 6:17:00 PM
Yes .. I saw the two postings.. will the poets know they are two contests... awesome idea..luv..
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Date: 9/1/2010 6:09:00 PM
I like the defiance and the assertion in this that demand respect and yet flaunts your buxom at the same time. Bawdy, yet feminine. Good one here. Saucy is a good word for it. Keep it! Thanks as always . Regards, Gerard!
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Date: 9/1/2010 5:25:00 PM
U my BBF are AWESOME ... thankxxx ever so much for the contest ... hope everyone will enjoy and it fills up for u fast.. I will bow out of this one though so as not to create controversy for u luv.. so have fun with this and if u need any help let me know as far as info..luv.. God bless u and all your lovely family... be safe this holiday weekend..
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Date: 9/1/2010 1:25:00 AM
Just dropping by to say hi, Irma ^_^!! Hmm looks like I missed out on a bunch of stuff over here-- but this witty write of yours would surely put anyone in their place-- way to go :) --nikko :)
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Date: 8/31/2010 10:36:00 PM
HI, tonight, Irma. thanks for your recent comment. Get up some more poetry! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 8/31/2010 6:26:00 PM
Did someone say wedding photos. Love it mom=(^^)=
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