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Skid Marks

I have to rant, I dread this time
                          Much more than I can say
‘Cause though I cope, I hate to find
                         Skid marks on laundry day

You can have good marks in school 
                       And you can mark my word
But please don’t mark your underwear 
                      It’s rude, if you’ve not heard

I soak and scrub so many drawers
                       I bleach and hope and pray 
What did you eat to bring about
                          Those skid marks anyway

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022




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Date: 4/13/2022 10:02:00 AM
What a cute/funny write. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day....................
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Mike Gentile
Date: 4/14/2022 6:33:00 AM
Thank you Paula!!!
Date: 3/27/2022 6:06:00 AM
Mike, this is hilarious. Gave me a good laugh. Happy Sunday~ Warren
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Mike Gentile
Date: 3/27/2022 7:35:00 PM
Thanks so much Warren!!!
Date: 3/26/2022 11:16:00 AM
Mike, I did note "what did you eat" so that lets you off the mark, ha, ha, ha . . . ; )
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Mike Gentile
Date: 3/27/2022 7:35:00 PM
Thanks so much Indiana !!!
Date: 3/24/2022 6:20:00 PM
'Skid marks!!' Hahahahahaha! Treeeeeemendous sense of humor there, my friend. ~ 4-Bean Salad Man
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Mike Gentile
Date: 3/25/2022 5:06:00 AM
Thanks 4 Bean Salad Man !!
Date: 3/24/2022 3:18:00 PM
Very funny one, Mike. But it does make me wonder. lol Bill
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Mike Gentile
Date: 3/25/2022 5:06:00 AM
Just a joke!!! Thanks Bill!
Date: 3/24/2022 2:17:00 PM
HA HA HA, this is very witty Mike, skid marks - yeuk lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mike Gentile
Date: 3/25/2022 5:07:00 AM
Hope you had a chuckle, thanks Jan xxoo
Date: 3/24/2022 6:23:00 AM
A good boil and a drop of bleach and they'll be like new lol. Love the humour Mike, hope your week is going well. Tom
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Mike Gentile
Date: 3/25/2022 5:07:00 AM
Thanks so much Tom !!!

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