Single White Vampire

Single white vampire, Seeks companion for the evening. Adventurous and full of fun, No prima donas preening. High society's just fine, Or simple down home girl. No Heavy Metal Rockers, To make my toe nails curl. No smokers and no drinkers, No drug abusers too. Clean and wholesome is the key, If I spend time with you. We'll do whate'er you like to do, Go where you want to go. Perhaps we'll slip out for a bite, And then take in a show. We'll sit beside a cozy fire, Or maybe dance till dawn. Then I must take my leave, My Love, Farewell till day is done.