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Side By Side

We got married last Friday My girl was right there beside me; Our friends were all gone We were alone Side by side. We were so happily wed when We got ready for bed then; Her teeth and her hair She placed on a chair Side by side. One glass eye so tiny One hearing aid so small; Then she took one leg off And placed it on a chair near the wall. I stood there broken hearted For most of her had departed; I slept on the chair For most of her was there Side by side. Not mine!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 6/15/2012 7:56:00 PM
What an amazing imagination you have! This is kinda hysterical, I guess... I'll certainly never think of 'side by side' in quite the same way again!!! :)
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Date: 10/12/2011 8:03:00 PM
awww..hmmmm...wow that's LOVE! Light & Love
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Date: 9/25/2011 8:38:00 AM
Just straight awesome. :)
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Date: 9/22/2011 9:59:00 PM
This was a delight to read. Thanks for posting it. Where do you find these? Anyway, on to the next.
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Date: 9/22/2011 2:33:00 PM
Tell me Elizabeth, Just how much you really Know.! about my earlier Matrimonial affairs..? OH and fangs for the memories:)
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Date: 9/20/2011 6:36:00 PM
lol hysterical thanks for making me laugh.
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Date: 9/20/2011 5:03:00 PM
The brides package seems to be exiguous in your write here dear poet, yet, the old adage; "Don't judge a book by its cover", flirts with my minds thoughts here ! *smiles* Clever write Elizabeth ! Blessings to ya....much love, james
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Date: 9/20/2011 4:25:00 PM
LOL, love it - I thought it was going to end with him saying, 'You know what I want, love, throw it over here.'
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Date: 9/20/2011 2:46:00 PM
Oh shucks!! well what a revelation! That must have been such a shock, but also sad (and also funny) in a way-- one gets mixed feelings with this, thanks for sharing, elizabeth!
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Date: 9/20/2011 2:46:00 PM
this is nikko btw, just me being silly again... :D
Date: 9/20/2011 2:06:00 AM
E.W., wow! i can go either way with the thinking,,, lol... but, deepness was in mind,,, thank you for sharing,..p.d.
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Date: 9/20/2011 1:33:00 AM
My! My! I wouldn't wish this fate on anyone, not even on my worst enemy. I especially loved the part where he sleeps on the chair, JUST TOO DAMN GOOD!!! hahahahaha. Thanks for the laugh dear friend. And a very very special thanks for FAVing Standstill, I FAVed you as poet long time back.
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Date: 9/19/2011 9:50:00 PM
HAHA! The old bait and switch, a funny yet not so funny situation, at least not for the old chap so taken. Good one!
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Date: 9/19/2011 9:25:00 PM
:-) Ha....ha Funny,funny (-:
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Date: 9/19/2011 9:24:00 PM
funny write. I heard a joke similar to this once. Laugh every time I hear it. Thanks for the entertainment, Elizabeth ....and for your comments
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Date: 9/19/2011 8:39:00 PM
Such a great write here Lizzy! Your common line, "side by side" is very effective, that is awesome! Incredible poem!!
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Date: 9/19/2011 8:28:00 PM
I laughed. I'm writing a short story for Halloween on this very topic. Tony
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