Show Me the Way To Go Hame

Hic, Hic, hiccup, oh my had several drinks over the last few hours and my poor head is spinning Hic pardon me 'tis the drink my feet seem to be both left I keep tripping over ouch maybe a last one for the road Hic that was not so wise my hame is down this way ohm maybe not I can't see everything is in triplicate "Hey there Tommy help me hame I can not seem to find it" "Well, Jimmy my lad, dear me you sure are a sad sight Looking like you fell landing in a dirty gutter lets get you to your hame afore ought else happens" Staggering along together they heard the bells ring "ock, New Year, hells bells the hen will be mad at me" I promised I would be hame afore the midnite hour Jimmy, came a harsh call get your backside in here Hey, hen do not be mad I brought Tommy hame he helped me after I fell pour us a round of drinks Let us toast in the New Year several drinks later not a simple peep just the odd snore and snort hen scottish for partner or wife hame scottish for home midnite scottish for midnight