Shoulda Read the Label

Seven decades their union weighed.
Both were ninety and on Medicaid.
When hubby’s eyes saw only shade,
doc gave drops for sight upgrades.
Twice a day, with no mental disarray,
wifey gave his eyes a drops cascade.
On day six, she took drops as bade
from the desk drawer where they laid.
After two drops in both eyes stayed,
hubby closed eyes, then became afraid.
Eyes squeezed shut, he began a tirade,
throwing vile, verbal grenades,
saying something about betrayed.
She begged his eyes to not delay
in seeking an open, healthy display.
“I can’t,” is all hubby would relay.
Giving the drop bottle a quick survey,
wifey was hit with dreadful dismay
and immediately bowed to pray,
“Lord, please send medics straightaway
who know how to end superglue's foul play,
forgive me for my brain that strayed,
allow hubby’s upcoming ninetieth birthday
cause recall of glued eyes to fast decay.”


Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 2/22/2018 3:35:00 PM
Oh lordy, that was GREAT fun, Caycay. hahaha. Very inventive!!! wasn't this contest already judged? I know I did a poem for it and hardly any reads on it! I need to ask you a question in Soupmail. WOnder if you have any mail there for me!
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Date: 2/22/2018 8:01:00 AM
Hi CayCay, This is such a good take on the contest theme. I had a feeling "grandma " some how put some glue in "grandpa's" eyes. Good "fun" content and great monorhymes. In my eyes this is a winner. I wish you the best of luck in the contest:-) Alexis
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Date: 2/21/2018 11:37:00 PM
Wow! Poor grandpaw! I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Fine print indeed! lol Great imagination, CayCay. GL in the contest. :D
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Date: 2/21/2018 7:20:00 PM
Ouch! I'm stuck for words! Great write, CayCay. Viv x
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CayCay Jennings
Date: 2/21/2018 8:09:00 PM
How I value your wit and the consistency with which you deliver it. You are always fun yet I know I've fallen in love with the depth of sadness many of your poems have delivered. Glad health matters turned around enough to allow your FULL presence, please keep it that way. Poetry hugs ... CayCay
Date: 2/21/2018 6:58:00 PM
Surprise Surprise ! What a funny way to narrate a catastrophe. Well done, CayCay.
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CayCay Jennings
Date: 2/21/2018 8:09:00 PM
We must laugh, it is imperative! Good to see you here, I love it when that happens. All the best ... CayCay
Date: 2/21/2018 4:27:00 PM
Omg...I know I shouldn't be laughing, but I am. What does this say about my personality? Am I not an empath? Lol. Great write, CayCay. You nailed this with the talent we have all come to expect from you. Wonderful write, My Dear.
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Date: 2/21/2018 5:48:00 PM
You are totally suppose to be laughing!! Anything less than a full belly laugh is NOT acceptable. I'm going to your place to see if you wrote one so I can laugh, too. As always, I appreciate you mucho much. Hugs ... CayCay
Date: 2/21/2018 3:06:00 PM
Sorry my poems better but I may be slightly prejudiced. Ha ha. Superglue is also a fabulous lubricant...
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Date: 2/21/2018 5:49:00 PM
No it isn't a fabulous lubricant! Yes, your write is better - it's from my heart. Hugs ... CayCay
Date: 2/21/2018 3:02:00 PM
ooh the thought of glue in the eye chilled me caycay! Good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 2/21/2018 5:51:00 PM
Oh, I wanted you to laugh not get the chills. If I remember correctly (50/50) this actually happened and was in the news many years ago, maybe just an urban legend, whadda I know? Good to see you. Hugs ... CayCay
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