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She's Feeling Hot Hot Hot

Sue reclined on the bed in the buff
Her hubby said ‘phowar you’re hot stuff’
She sobbed at the true cause
It’s the darn menopause
Then shouted cos she’s had enough

She awakes drenched in a hot sweat
Her bedding is all soaking wet
Each day Sue’s so grumpy
Feels fat and so frumpy
She’s tearful and gets so upset

Her hubby said ‘don’t worry dear’
Things are not as bad as you fear
The result of your ills
Means reduced heating bills
We’ll travel to Iceland this year!

8/25/18

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Vegter Papyrus Date: 10/20/2018 8:17:00 AM Usually the woman being heated up is a good thing : ) ... I just read the comment that you left in a blog about the words, "ass and pussy"... You are hilarious!!! That was the best coffee ever Jan. Login to Reply

Warren Doll Date: 9/5/2018 10:33:00 AM Another great from the limerick queen, So, so funny ,Jan. ~ Warren :))) Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 8/31/2018 10:25:00 AM LOL, brilliant limerick Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 8/26/2018 9:03:00 PM My husband always says the same thing to me. He turns up the air-conditioning. I have tried to explain the heat is coming from my internal thermostat and external coolness does not solve the problem. I love this set of limericks that so many can relate to. Excellent Jan! : ) xxoo Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/26/2018 4:37:00 PM I kind of wish I'd have felt its effects rather than what happened to ME. Now I have to use estrogen blockers for who knows how long! Anyway, good stuff,Jan. I guess I am thankful I did not have hot flashes. Login to Reply

Gershon Wolf Date: 8/26/2018 3:39:00 PM Ah! This is one for the ages, Jan. Deserves to be framed. Kudos. ~ gw Login to Reply

Paul Callus Date: 8/26/2018 5:17:00 AM All three Limericks are a hoot, Jan:) I can relate to somebody who went from extremes of cold & hot .. that meant all sheets/blankets on and off all night long!! Hugs // paul Login to Reply

Viv Wigley Date: 8/26/2018 1:42:00 AM Ha, love it, and I can relate to it, the good lady has more flushes than the loos at Charing Cross station. Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 8/26/2018 12:52:00 AM Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan..... what a brave and daring poetess you are! What a subject! I cannot think for the life of me why this is hilarious since I went through this many years ago without KNOWING I went through it, but it still strikes me as damned funny even though I have no actual knowledge. The ending is insanely fun! Login to Reply

Tim Smith Date: 8/25/2018 11:37:00 PM Lol .. you've turned it up a notch Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/25/2018 11:33:00 PM G'day Jan … Oh dear - it's amazing how different the two genders are. One tends to enjoy sleeping in the doghouse - thanks Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply

Matthew Anish Date: 8/25/2018 3:08:00 PM Quite amusing! Peace & Love Mathew Anish Login to Reply

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 8/25/2018 7:00:00 AM Oh so funny Jan! (she says coyly, in her peri stage) giggles ;) xomo! Login to Reply

Agnes Krampe Date: 8/25/2018 6:31:00 AM Thanks for the chuckles, Jan. I hear they're horrible, but haven't yet had the experience myself Login to Reply

Jerry T Curtis Date: 8/25/2018 5:55:00 AM I wouldn't cry 'bout it me dear---- for there's worse things that's happen this year---I know it's a token----but me thermometers is broken----And you'll miss it more than I will, I fear ! lol You're too funny Jan Login to Reply