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She's Dry - Written Especially For Armand

She’s as dry as a woman can be
No longer wet from dribbling wee
She’s got 'Tom' in her pants
She can run, she can dance
No more leaks, she is now so carefree


30th March 2015

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Eve Roper Date: 4/7/2015 11:04:00 PM :) Oh so funny, you're my hero of laughter. hugs friend Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2015 2:08:00 AM LOL Eve I did a series - she's wet, she's dry and hold on darling- I'm coming lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 4/3/2015 6:31:00 PM Well if you were to ask me if I liked this, I would have to answer with one word "Depends" Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/3/2015 6:40:00 PM lol we don't have them over here they are Tena lady but when Armand commented to me about Sam the idea of 'Sam in your pants' ... well i couldn't resist - but I could only find images for Tom so simply changed the name lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 3/31/2015 7:11:00 PM Reminds me of the commercials they ran back in the 80's....Summers Breeze...hugs Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/1/2015 2:21:00 AM They passed me by Tim lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven Date: 3/31/2015 1:16:00 PM laughing Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/31/2015 4:16:00 PM Thanks Scott:-) hungs jan xx

James Fraser Date: 3/31/2015 12:59:00 PM Haha, nice one Jan, hugs//James xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/31/2015 4:15:00 PM Thanks James:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka Date: 3/31/2015 9:29:00 AM Too cute! I needed this grin this morning! John and Jack need to watch out. This is right up there with their Limericks and very deserving. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/31/2015 4:14:00 PM Thanks Janet:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/30/2015 6:09:00 PM haha. Good one, and also Carefree is a product name here in the states!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 6:14:00 PM They have them here Andrea but the thought of Tom or Sam in your pants appealed to me even more lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 3/30/2015 6:07:00 PM Maybe "She's got 'Arm' in her pants" as an alternative to line 3. (A.r.m. stands for "Absorbs Renal Mist") Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 6:13:00 PM lol my friend:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 3/30/2015 6:00:00 PM You are just too funny. Good idea not to be drinking anything when reading one of your limericks. It messes up the computer screen! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 6:02:00 PM LOL Armand - the credit goes to you for inspiring me to write this one:-) Hugs Jan xx

Steve Mcclellan Date: 3/30/2015 5:38:00 PM Beats ants in the pants Jan :) Steve Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 5:41:00 PM ha ha ha :-) Hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 3/30/2015 5:27:00 PM Cute one!! Got a chuckle..Thanks for stopping by..I have seen an ad on TV about a product like this but I think they are calling it Sam..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 5:33:00 PM Armand mentioned about having 'Sam in your pants' but I couldn't find any images so when I found 'Tom' i changed the name lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 3/30/2015 5:21:00 PM LOL! How about Dick? and Harry? funny! Love ya girl! Hey...missed this...and I was away for just a day...Hugs! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 5:25:00 PM I am sure they thought about using 'dick' as a name for the product ... then decided against it for some reason lol oh heck will need to get 'Tom' in my pants now lol:-) xx Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 5:23:00 PM Thanks for dropping by Kim - several others have continued this saga of poems and 'she's wet' and 'hold on Darling i'm coming ' have also had some additions lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 3/30/2015 2:41:00 PM - "TOM" means EMPTY on Norwegian :) - Tena Lady in Norway :))))) - I laugh out loud ..... maybe I need a Tena Lady right now :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 2:43:00 PM Tena in the UK - Armand mentioned a product called 'Sam' but I could only find an image of 'Tom' - hope their other products aren't called Dick and harry lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud Date: 3/30/2015 11:24:00 AM I'm in stitches, jan... you are wicked, lol.. huggs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 11:27:00 AM oh dear I've been discovered lol - Armand commented on my 'I'm wet poem' and made a cheeky comment hence I'm dry was written lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser Date: 3/30/2015 8:56:00 AM :D!!! funny sweet Jan.. :D! hugs ..olive elosia Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 11:15:00 AM Thanks Olive:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison Date: 3/30/2015 8:12:00 AM Guess that'a British product eh!!! We have "Poise" over here... a giggle from me! LOL Hugs, Brother Jack xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 8:14:00 AM We have tena ladies here Jack but Armand mentioned 'SAM' in Canada but couldn't find a pic of them so found TOM lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Njeri Hunjeri Date: 3/30/2015 5:06:00 AM Lol. Jan are u starting another string of laughter after the 'she's wet'? This should be good. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/30/2015 7:32:00 AM Yes Njeri - Armand made a comment so I had to go with the flow lol :-) Hugs Jan xx