She Will Do Anything For a Hundred Dollars

She Will Do Anything for A Hundred Dollars By Elton Camp A man was passing a sleazy neighborhood bar When a flashy looking woman ran to his car Since he noticed no vice squad standing near, He buzzed down the window so he could hear Her black skirt was over a foot above her knees She then enticed the man with words like these “It’s your lucky day as I will play a little game. For a hundred dollars I’ll do anything you name.” She pulled her blouse even lower in the front And let out a suggestive and obscene grunt “But just so what you ask won’t take too long, Your request can only be three words long.” He said, “Why, that is a deal I can’t turn down.” He gave a hundred before she could turn around Then spoke slowly & clearly so she’d understand “Paint my house,” is what he proceeded to demand