She Will Do Anything For a Hundred Dollars
She Will Do Anything for A Hundred Dollars
By Elton Camp
A man was passing a sleazy neighborhood bar
When a flashy looking woman ran to his car
Since he noticed no vice squad standing near,
He buzzed down the window so he could hear
Her black skirt was over a foot above her knees
She then enticed the man with words like these
“It’s your lucky day as I will play a little game.
For a hundred dollars I’ll do anything you name.”
She pulled her blouse even lower in the front
And let out a suggestive and obscene grunt
“But just so what you ask won’t take too long,
Your request can only be three words long.”
He said, “Why, that is a deal I can’t turn down.”
He gave a hundred before she could turn around
Then spoke slowly & clearly so she’d understand
“Paint my house,” is what he proceeded to demand
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