She Loves Me She Loves Me Not

She loves me she loves me not
I wish she'd make up her mind
I keep telling her, that a man like me
Is almost impossible to find

I've told her how good looking I am
And she says, "Yeah whatever you say"
I say, "I know I am but I can't help it"
And that God just made me that way

I even tell her she's getting smarter
But she'll never be as smart as me
I think she understands what I'm saying
She just stands there staring at me

I try to tell her when she's getting fat
You'd think she'd be a little grateful
But no, she just starts calling me names
And saying some things that are hateful

I tell her when her cooking is bad
But she simply can't handle the truth
The last time I told her, she threw a plate
And caused me to chip a tooth

She loves me she loves me not
The petals on this flower come true
I keep telling her that I'm something special
But she just doesn't see it,.... can you?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Culverhouse Avatar
May 18, 2010 at 10:48 AM
this guy is a keeper!! woohooo!! ;)
Taylor Avatar
May 18, 2010 at 8:42 AM
She must be blind cause I can see it. It's soo obvious. Maybe someday she'll see the truth.
Green Avatar
May 17, 2010 at 5:53 PM
OH LARRY! Bahahahaaaa! This one will give me another hernia! AWESOME!
A   Avatar
May 17, 2010 at 5:50 PM
very confusing, and funny, we can never make up our minds, lol, Sorry Larry, your flower ran out of petal. Hope someone can answer you soon, enjoyed,..p.d.
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